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Whose idea was it to dress me up in a Confederate general's uniform?
captures General Grant.
You got anything I can take for it?
I saw him in action.
Healthy little thing, isn't she?
Granny, Uncle Jeb.
Then, by the power that's vested in me by the Confederate government, I do hereby extend your parole for a period of one more week.
Well, I... I don't have a wife.
Forget it.
And I'll run through your beard barefooted.
Well, up the creek and down the river, goodbye gullet and hello liver.
I'm sorry.
Yours.
Don't sit there, woman.
Sing some more.
Uly?
Satisfell, take your shoes off.
Where have you been?
Oh, General!
He'll make you a dandy soldier.
I didn't know I had that much.
But he was the highest in his class.