Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, Chicken Drysdale.

Oh, a little problem Granny gave me.

Now, Colonel, how about them tips?

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Let's go inside.

Well, I'll go tell Ellie Mae we'll have us a real wing-ding to celebrate.

Could I have an instant replay on that?

Absolutely not.

I'd appreciate it if you didn't let on to Granny that he was just an actor.

I was, uh... He was outranged.

He lies in a grave unmarked and unmourned.

Trick question?

You called, Daisy?

Then she'll really be mad.

What do you mean, phony?

Crossing the Potomac?

The newspapers will have a field day.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Good to see you, Mr. Clampett.

You bet I will.

Oh, come in, Colonel.

I shot General Grand off his horse myself.