Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No.
What enemy?
But just don't write your accomplice one, please.
You're going to be filling out a lot of other forms, and I want to give you a tip.
Yes, I know.
You ain't never won a battle again the South.
That is two and two-naughts.
My fault?
Name, address, date of birth, that's okay.
You got the fastest moving flanks I ever seen.
But when the shootin' started, he turned tail and run.
Any friend of General Beauregard Drysdale ain't to be trusted.
What war?
It was a terrible blow.
Sure.
He's gonna make his death defying charge again.
He's had 12 years of school and graduated highest in his class.
Our common foe, that arch-fiend, General Ulysses S. Grant.
Well, think of the headlines.
Say something!
One misstep and you're off to Andersonville.
Tell her it was you.
Oh, no, I'm not.
You go along with the colonel.
By a good two feet.
General, I believe you were going to explain that the attack on the Culpeper Plantation was your idea, not the Army Reserve's.
She blames the Army Reserve for that battle at the Culpeper Plantation.
Oh, yes, you are.