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You ain't just a joker.
Now, don't go to faulting yourself.
We'll let you know, Jethro.
Steve, what's happened?
Well, I'm kind of tickled myself.
Name it.
As a matter of fact, I came over to talk about Jethro joining the Army Reserve.
Yes, sir.
I'm taking Grant's picture off the $50 bill and replacing it with Robert E. Lee.
And listen to a story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed And then one day he was shooting at some food And up to the ground come a bumbling crude Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea
Never mind.
Oh.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Good.
Why, that old duffer, he is fond of children.
No, no, but I do have to get back to headquarters.
I didn't know you had company.
Come in.
Oh, that's true, true.
You will notice a new picture on our $50 bill.
Captured a Yankee cannon.
A 50 should do it.
I am to blame.
Now, let's take your application.
The Beverly Hillbilly.
Help your gala-wounded leader.
Let me have that dear little lady's address.
Take Uncle Uly's hand, child.
Hillbilly, that is.
Wait till you get this one.