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-And, uh... Also... -Right.
you come up a bit fucking short.
Frank, speak up, I can't hear you.
We don't need to make things sounds cleverer than they are.
(SIGHS) Okay. Next option.
of a guy wearing a captain's hat and said, "Let's get him,"
Uh... Yeah. Um... So, we were due to attempt a--
Just a quick word. So, uh... bit of an update.
and your high mouth.
Great, keep me posted on that. Gravity reset in one minute.
They're not gonna sue the man that owns the oxygen supply.
People usually have sex on their honeymoons. Not us.
we're just sending these bodies scrunched up, dead in a box, out into space.
-No, I didn't! -IRIS KIMURA: Yes, you did!
MATT: Feeling fancy?
-Titan's gravity as a propellant-- -Propellant again!
-(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE) -Okay, I can't--
Ladies and gentlemen, this might seem like
JUDD: We'll tell them after the funeral.
Goodbye.
when we run it through my own programs,
which is American.
Whoa, whoa, Billie, I think that's enough jargon.
-(STUTTERS) -Go ahead, just take it!
-(GROANS) God damn it! -Do you want to try again?
(QUIETLY) And set the fucking thing on fire.
his lifeless body with me.
We can knot some bed sheets together, and we can hit the airlock.
She just wanted us to have honeymoon number two.
or a phone number we call to get the figure?
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) We are black belt ballsing this up right now.
-No. -No. Six weeks.
No, it's just you and me and the occupants
we do thus dispatch these herein to...
-(SUSAN CLEARS THROAT) -(RAV SIGHS)
that's a costume because you're not a real captain,