Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see... Hari Nef.

No! Of course not!

But so are you.

[scoffs] Yeah, I'm kind of going through a similar thing right now

as, like, friendskis?

One time my dad's friend Bob Reedy opened a can of spaghetti,

All right. Now that school's asleep, I'm lifeguard Coach Steve,

I think I'm just gonna head down to the bunk and unpack my duffel bag.

I don't wanna go in.

You were gonna have dry knees,

And now something that's been, like, bugging me for almost minutes.

-Oh, God. Did they freak out? -Sort of, yeah.

Shut the fuck up, Milk.

[Lola grunting]

-Okay, you can do this. -[buzzing]

Yeah. Maybe I'll finally learn how to pluck my--

Yeah, it's kind of a bummer.

♪ Oh, ooh, ooh! ♪

-but, like-- -In a more decimating way?

Svetlana! Oh, my gosh! I bought her a mini-fridge.

We need something inclusive. Think Karlie Kloss. [snaps fingers]

I don't want to be a dead, lonely little virgin. [sobs]

And I realized that didn't feel right either.

Oh. It's, like, you.

I'm fucking freaking out.

What? Who said that?

And now I'm here, and the boys are dicks, and the girls are also dicks,

-Oh, Nick! -What are you doing here?

I think maybe I'm gay.

Ask her how those boys got pizza.

Sure, as one does.

You know, my mom is terrified of everything as well.

They got so many serums and lotions and potions.

with the help of two butlers. [laughs]

What, are you, like, turning tricks in the parking lot?

I can't believe Andrew showed up.

Dude, wait, check it out. I found a duck egg. Feel how smooth it is.

So this is all a scam so you can just watch,

Um, idiot, that was a lie I told 'cause I was addicted to porn.

that nobody wants to fuck.

Please call me Natalie now.

Fuck you, water skis!

-For sucking your dad's dick. -I don't wanna suck my dad's dick.

We both just have to be strong.

-Excuse me? -[mosquito] No! Don't get mad at them.

I have a wedding this weekend.

♪ I'm going too ♪

♪ I kissed my boyfriend Aiden ♪

Monster Energy drink! Brings out the monster in you, baby!

♪ Which was wrong ♪

I'm glad he's staying in Bridgeton.

And so do I! To help me get out of these water skis!

I can't believe we're spending the summer at a public pool.