Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can't get my damn water skis off.
-Oh, yeah-- -Be honest.
Who is this person?
-[laughs] -Yes!
I can't help but think I'll be the one maintaining the pool.
My dad's friend Bob Reedy got me an iPod Shuffle.
Oh, yeah, that's better.
I thought your enemy was Citi Bike.
-Hey. -Good opening.
Oh, my God, did your dad Breaking Bad someone back here?
Congratulations on your banana deal...
My proctologist is never gonna believe I didn't do this to myself.
Fuck you! I was gonna make you such a man.
[slurping]
with Apple.
[buzzing]
-He's gonna tell him about Missy! -Oh, shit!
You know what, everyone?
That feels good. Stick the other one in and pry me open.
All right, let's get you some toe hair.
Okay, you're amazing,
"Let's jerk off on his pillow." [cackles]
♪ I joined the cast ♪
Uh, are you gonna sleep here?
That's it! You're both banned for the whole summer.
They're both dorks!
-Andrew, I found that form you wanted. -What form?
Uh, I'm making a bomb by pouring Baba Booey boner pills
Scrotes? Ew. What is that?
♪ And now I'm hoping for ass play ♪
Let's protect the shit out of each other.
Whoa, Andrew, you gotta talk to me before you offer to blow your dad.
Shut the fuck up, all of you. Eat my fucking asshole!
[straining]
-but yeah. -Okay.
It was like I was vibrating at this weird frequency all the time.