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-You stupid turd! -What the hell?
Is it still weird between you guys?
Well, to be fair, my aunts died of melanoma.
♪ Off at camp with my backstabbing Former best friend ♪
It's gonna raise your eyes.
♪ I'll suck your blood I'll suck your blood ♪
Get in there! Be a little knife and stab their conversation.
[Nick laughs] Ew! Nasty!
I'll tell you what's not cool: melanoma on your tuchus.
Well, my mom only really comes home to hide hand-gums for her boyfriends.
This bunk is already way better. The boys were such scrotes.
[Seth] But wait. But taste it. They taste like regular eggs.
Oh, my God. Is this Jay?
-Well, shite, Steve. Thanks. -This pool is fuckin' great.
[grunts]
but I put my short shorts, black socks and sandals on just like you,
♪ Mosquito land on your neck ♪
-Do you want a duck egg? -[gasps]
Whoa, you shit in the cup?
I'm Tito, the anxiety mosquito!
Hey, guys, this is Natalie. She'll be in our bunk this summer.
So did you, like, already know last summer?
-I don't wanna taste your eggs! -[Seth laughing]
What if we just went classic?
[mosquito] Oh, no! Are you having a panic attack?
which by the way, I'm allowed to say now because I'm bi.
This! This is my problem!
And if you leave, I'll be all alone.
Go fish, Drew-dog.
I tried being strong, and it did not work, so please, just let me go.
God, I love this kid.
-with Natalie-- -You're right, Andrew's not my problem.
Jay, the Devins are doing a chicken fight.
Underwater 69?
No, I'm staying in the girls' bunk.
You know, if you really want that thing to explode,
We gotta get you Manhattan-ready.
I brought Canadian Swedish fish just for us.
♪ So you'll know What the hell's going on ♪
Yeah, cool, thanks. Great catching up.
Yeah, probably.
What are you saying? Don't talk like that.
♪ Life is busy, heaven knows ♪
-There's many different shapes and sizes. -You're making it worse.
No parents, s'mores, and I'll bet someone we know is gonna get Lyme disease.
-[woman] Muay! -Thai!
They're gonna know you're a selfish little prick who has a little prick