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♪ Mosquito drink... ♪
♪ I'm a heartbroken loner But now I got Mona to wipe my tears away ♪
Well, sure, of course. You gotta hide those hand-gums.
All right, buddy, we're gonna give you broad, hairy shoulders
-What's your problem? -[groaning]
I'm Seth Goldberg! Camp "you"!
Oh, about how you're a bad person and a piece of shit,
This summer fucking sucks!
No offense, and not to be a bitch, but your current look is pretty butch.
Twirl it with a spoon, you fucking child.
He said I was "in the mix."
It was honestly cool
-Yeah, dude. -I'm not the asshole.
I also sent my cousin a dick pic.
Oh! I'm already a winner. I got my wife's goosh on my neck.
-You think so? -Here's what they're definitely saying.
I'm not new.
Do you like my swim trunks?
Hey, yeah, this is Mo Beverley for Adam.
And give in to my enemy?
Mm. I love a country breakfast.
What? Obviously, I'm on top. I'm the girl.
You know what? No.
There's a form you have to fill out, buddy.
I get it. You guys are digging us a giant toilet. Thanks!
You little shits! That flew right into my butt!
Otherwise, it's a double toss-off.
He has my check in his hot little hands.
q !
-What? -Your body's a triangle,
-Uh... -Shh! Don't answer.
Welcome back, bitches.
Maury, I said you could come to the pool with us, but you gotta be cool.
[laughs] Oh, shit, that's his nut. This boy's delightful.
-[man] Fathouse. -[ticking]
♪ I'll suck your blood, suck your Suck your, suck your blood ♪
♪ Mosquito live, Mosquito die ♪
Okay, Steve, I've got this. You two, no fighting in the pool.