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-What? -It's fine.
Dismount. Kickstand.
Oh, fine.
-Uh-oh. Your eyes are falling again. -Shit.
I think it's best for everyone if the boys keep their distance this summer.
Sounds like your grandma stayed fertile for a long time.
What are the odds? My aunt also died of skin cancer!
but at least I've come out unscathed.
-That girl needs a friend! -[sighs]
We could use my dad's grave scoopers.
I was gonna say eyebrows. You noticed them?
Now, that sounds like a girl.
Hey, hey, hey, I don't wanna hear any more cursing from you two.
-Oh, no, please. Uh, Milk, is it? -It is.
-Hey, I get it. -Huh.
Not as many people sucking their dad's dick around here these days.
He looked at your nut. This summer rules!
Fuck you! Fuck you both!
-Wonderful! -It was pretty painful.
Jessi, honey, you need to stop talking.
♪ Be gay, totally gay ♪
But first, I'm meant to introduce you to a new camper.
Look, guys, I think we can agree, you're both pretty gross.
-[insects buzzing] -Ow! Fucking mosquitoes.
-I don't know. -Me on you? You on me?
-[boys moaning] -[slurping continues]
-[chitters] -Jessi, I heard you're moving to the city.
They got cutesy nicknames? Uh-oh. I don't like this.
Well, well, well. I see my reputation precedes me.
No offense! You're just on my "Sturdy Under 30" list.
Welcome to the bunk.
I don't know. I just know I hate you and what you're doing to my body.