Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

HEY HARRIE... ... HE FUCKIN' BUILT IT MOTHERFUCKER

"Shoeless Joe Jackson comes to lowa."

nobody could stand the son of a bitch

if you build it

An old ballplayer. I'll explain when I get home.

They'll think it's really boring. So they'll want to pay us.

and disrespect to high-ranking officers of the United States Army.

Man, I did love this game.

but he could still hit.

Watch out you don't get killed.

"Of course, we won't mind if you look around," you'll say.

Polish kielbasa peckas everywhere up in this bitch

Hey Mother Nature:

If you build it, he will cum

If you build Mop templates they will come

The players kidded him,

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME

I had the same dream.

He winked at me.

at the risk of losing my home and alienating my wife.

They'll watch the game and remember what it was like.

Annie, there's more.

If I did, I've forgotten it.

Oh, you mean Doc Graham.

Can I ask you something?

Because you masturbate

Is this heaven? No, it's Cotijas

The one constant on Fred durst's hat, Sean, has been baseball.

This is my most special place in all the world.

They couldn't see it.

There's a man out there on your lawn.

He said his glove was the place where triples go to die.

Something's missing.

Who are you, huh? What do you want from me?

You've changed, you know that?

Step outside, you Nazi cow

Oh, your wife called. She wants you to call her tonight.

LOOK LOW AND AWAY... BUT WATCH OUT FOR IN YOUR EAR

The owners found that more people can attend night games.

Guess what it's about.

By 10, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out garbage.

Shoeless Joe had a problem. That's why he needed you.

There are others, you know.

Look, he's my favorite writer, too,

In three weeks, I hadn't seen any action.

That's what I like about it.

She smelled weird, but we loved her anyway.

Who wants to spit on the Constitution of the United States of America? Anybody?

he was talking about love and peace and understanding.

Let's go, pumpkin.

I ate it and drank it and breathed it.

You're not seriously listening to this, are you?

Drink one for me today, will you, boys?

Fine. Let's go.

People will come, Sarah

"Step outside, you Nazi cow."

Is there, like, a sound truck on the highway?

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Hi, I'm Ray Kinsella. It's a great pleasure to finally get to...

I love baseball, and I'm about to become a farmer.

Oh, Boyd will cum Ray Boyd will most definitely cum

It's ridiculous.

You said your finger was a gun.

Now, look. I understand your need to prove to yourself and to the world

WATCH OUT FOR IN YOUR EAR

There are rules here? Oh no, there are no rules here.

we got a lot of work to do.

They teach kids how to resolve their conflicts peacefully.

Something's going to happen out there.

He's still dead?

was like having part of me amputated.

Half a dozen Grahams.

I'm Ray Kinsella. This is Terence Mann.

rising to their feet when the ball was hit deep.

It’s Mac n’ cheese!

You're seeing a whole team of psychiatrists, aren't you?

Makes it real hard to keep the farm.

Great. Look, Ann, I got to go, okay?

You're going to lose your farm, pal.

but the story's hero

It wasn't enough. What he missed was baseball.

EASE THEIR DEBT

Come on. Let's hit the showers.

Hey, are you Graham?

If you build it, Syers will come.

I'd actually like to see him play again,

Dog and a beer!

I jumped up like I was sitting on a spring,

He misplaced the house once. Yeah, but it turned up.

Fifty years ago, for 5 minutes you came this close.

Now let's see, I died in '70.

just as there's a reason they chose this field.