Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This roll, this is me.
You're gonna need me when things get messy and emotional.
and if you run away now, he'll never know.
Gah! What are you doing in my car?
Oh, the support has just begun.
no thanks to him, meet my half-brother
Maybe the hardest prisons to break out of
Oh, I don't think that's gonna cut it.
The tension, the backbiting, the judgmental comments.
Britta's the worst.
But sooner or la ter, our warden would come knocking.
Okay, fellas, let's get right into it.
They get really into push-ups. I am fine with my upper body the way it is.
Well, my name's Jeff. Don't help me, Mr. Helper-Guy.
but with Willy, you know, I checked all the boxes
When I get upset, I vomit.
You wanna see the scar?
Huh. Sheesh.
because I got 17 cards.
What if I did a gibberish foreign language like Star Wars?
I drew a map of your house on my stomach.
Whoa. He tripped on the rug. Wait, now he's getting up.
Go ahead. Mm-hm.
I've always been more of a free agent. Yeah, I can see that about you.
To be honest, I invited you as a bit of a buffer.
Kind of a Hail Mary.
You gotta stop doing that. Thank you.