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Dave, I don't think the office is the right place for you
Whether you got the ee-yotch to rip it up
so I-I tried to put it in the microwave.
You know, 'cause what with the noise and all--
No.
Nonprofit environmentalist group.
Ha, ha, ha. Billy Dee Williams, watch out.
That's great! You tree-huggin' freaks!
which happens to be kind of noisy.
Oh, is he? Which one?
My homey. My peeps.
Although these ads may be written
Yeah. Yeah.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Could you do something about that construction above us?
Pantyhose. Okay, Timmy.
'Cause, uh-- 'Cause I'm--
A wheelchair?
What's your dad's name?
I'm actually a little bit sick of trying to deal with this
Hey, did I complain when you did ads for adult diapers, no.
LISA [ON SPEAKERPHONE]: You decorated that all by yourself?
in the parking garage. Ah, when was this?
Ah, excuse me, you're Catherine Duke, right?
and you need to get with the flow.
[LAUGHING]
How did he rig it up so that it would hit me and not him?
Uh, some new people moved in upstairs about a week ago.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
And-- And I'm horribly embarrassed
Oh.
You know, Jimmy, you don't have to be
I mean, it's a no-brainer.
Hello, this is Lisa Miller, reporting live
and they don't have to actually work for a living,
made possible by the good people at Underpinnings Incorporated.
He belongs to the Korean man.
You keep up that attitude, Dave,
yelling pantyhose on the air.
you would have had two people