Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta go. What do you want, Toots?

We don't have to kiss.

- What? - Who needs the headache?

Sweet hang, Blarn. You're one in a million.

Yeah, yeah, someday, sure.

I'll tell you. I know exactly what to do because I practice all the time

But for now, you're learning from one of the greats.

- Go, get out. Go, go! - Uh, okay.

"Dear Diane. We are sorry to say that your piece,

Other than the bottom, the top and most of the sides.

- [sighs] - [Marv] Oh!

"Blarn." That is very funny. You should be a writer.

- [bottle breaks] - The real shit, they never show that.

Five, ten years from now, this is the show people will associate you with,

Just close your eyes, and we move our faces toward each other.

Ahem. Can I help you?

But if you can't see that,

Babe, it makes total sense.

If Marv brought me something good, I would do it.

Can we not fight while I'm at a gig?

Hey, Princess Carolyn, you came.

- That is so dumb. - But kind of brilliant, right?

You know, just for the record, I think it's cool that you put yourself out there.

Thirty years I threw into this job and it destroyed me from the inside out.

Well, you sure you don't want to just hang around for a little bit?

♪ Wonder if I'm ever gonna get another chance ♪

And for what it's worth, I always liked the horse from Horsin' Around.

So, that was weird.

Website? We gotta print it out on our own paper with our own ink?

- I don't want to make a thing of this. - We agree. It's not a thing.

I didn't become president of the Lampoon so I could make "great" shows.

- Okay. - Until we...

Promise me everything's going to be okay?

Oh, I usually like a cool drink when it's hot outside