Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I say, let's make this man president so he can touch whoever he wants.

Yeah. Wait. Why did you think that was weird?

♪ Generic 2007 pop song ♪

A lot of guys in your position wouldn't take gigs like this.

Not overseas, underseas.

Just him turning the page. A close-up of my eyeball.

I know I haven't called in a while. I've been really busy.

Here's some free advice: you should know.

If you get scared, look for me in the audience.

[man] Good morning, Hollywood. It's a beautiful morning in sunny 2007.

Okay, here we-- Here I go. Uh, this is Todd doing sex.

- That'll be funny in a year or so. - Before that got sad and weird,

Well, the elusive BoJack Horseman.

- Aaah! - Titles should be two words.

You know, you and me together, weird.

Oh, my God, check it out, a rejection letter from The New Yorker.

You should do all the things with him that I can't do.

- Actually, my name isn't Blarn. - What?

Whoa, whoa, Tony marries Dr. Melfi?

Their journalistic style couldn't be more outmoded.

This should be the show.

"Mitch turns off the light and closes the door as we...

Oof! Hey there, Delilah.

Sounds like you two really hit it off.

That show didn't make me happy.

No Country For Old Men It's About A Hunter Who?

- What? - I've never kissed anyone before.

I was talking to one of the volunteers earlier

Call it off. Call the whole thing off.

Great shows are easy.

You know I love shimmying, but that's a two-story drop.

I think if we attach the right talent, this could be a hit.

BoJack, it's going to be fine. This is what we wanted, remember?

Well, then why don't you just say, "Whassup, bitches?"

Sorry, I fell asleep for a second. Because that title's too long.

You sure it's okay to be in your parents' bedroom?

Obviously, we're playing it too safe.