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How long do we have to stay in here?
[electronic music playing]
- It's called Seven Minutes in Heaven. - Uh...
"I am an oil man. I drink your milkshake."
Hey, big premiere tonight. Very exciting.
Cuddlywhiskers, let's give ourselves one night
You said he was like that guy from The Sopranos.
and rent it out one disc at a time for five days each.
This last one is really special.
Then you were like, "That's right." And I was like, "Ooh! Validation."
[man 2] Two months later? Two months later than what?
Whassup, bitches?
I'm your agent and your friend, and I will always support you.
Yeah, sure. That's how I would say it.
Let's just put it in, we can always take it out later.
I mean this in all seriousness, professionally or in bed?
People go to their local Blockbuster Video
Whoa.
Hey, Todd, I think you just got a text.
If you care about what other people think, you're never gonna do anything.
to subvert the idea of co-opting personal identity
Then they typed me a letter that said it had "obvious merit".
I want to be an agent. I think I'm ready.
Man, I love flash mobs.
The awards, the money didn't make me happy.
[gasps]
Is that what you wanted? That's not why I'm here.
If you're ready to finally stop being "The Horse" from Horsin' Around,
Why don't you leave this to the grown-ups?
This fundraiser should have a fundraiser for a better host of this fundraiser.
I put that on my nametag as a dumb joke
I should be bringing you the water.
What if there's a reason the only thing I'm known for is Horsin' Around?