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I'm in. Name your price.
and do a little guided meditation. Why don't you join us?
-Hmm... -[indistinct chattering]
I'm sorry, can we go back to the cheating? Did you tell her about that?
Oh, well, that's really convenient for you, Doug!
So, long story short, Pinky canceled the baby,
How do you do it all?
Jonathan?
I'm going to level with you, Todd.
I've got two words for you, Karen Kitada.
[line ringing]
Strong independent woman. Doing it all.
Well, here she is. What time do you want me to pick her up?
Go home.
Perfect. Is that a fussy baby I hear?
-[phone beeps] -Hey, there! Shh. Here ya go.
Do it for Karen Kitada, Kitada, Kitada...
But do you remember the name of that assistant from, like, 20 years ago
"Detective John GetWellSoon," "Officer Mike Condolences,"
I already canceled "Milwaukee Waste Management."
-[grunts] -[lullaby plays over speakers]
-[baby crying] -[groans]
What's wrong with your face?
[mellow music playing]
Um...
But we have to keep their Fujis frigid.
Right before you proposed that day, you also smelled like Diane. [sniffs]
And it is a ruthless one, and I mean ruthless.
Typical Other Ilana, always assuming she's the Ilana I'm talking about.