Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

COMPUTER: Initiating basic training simulation.
Yes, sir.
Let's drag him outand leave him by the front door,
-[snoring] -Oh, man, he drank everything!
Oh, I did promise you I'd do that.
Something actually fun? What is wrong with you?
Well, don't worry. Some people agree to do stuff
The kindergarten on Deck Eight,it's gone!
Oh, my God. Oh, thank God. That robot said I was dying.
-No. -Ha. Classic K'orin.
The bridge is where the action is.
[stammers]
try employing the Janeway Protocol.
Wow.
He's passed out and he pooped on his sword.
Okay, that was a rough start.
We can use this thing for all sorts of cool stuff.
-just gets me all... -ENERGY SPHERE: Supplicate yourselves!
How did you know?
Rutherford, great work on the EPS grid.
breeze in here knowing cool plant tricks
-[shouts] They're killing him! -[gasps] Boimler!
-work on a research asteroid! -[gasps]
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
[quietly]: Yeah, right. Can you believe this guy?
[sighs, grunts]
[takes deep breath]
Pulled some strings.
MARINER: Geez, these guys are acting
-Wait, but... -[whispers]: Sorry.
Uh, th-thanks. Uh, can we talk for a second?
but I am not going to speed-walk.
Ah! This really means a lot.
It is an honor to escort you, sir.
Explain it to my boot.
-I don't even care anymore. -What?
So we're Federation dogs, huh?
Coming right up.
Of course. I owed you one.
A solid week.
What? Ah, jealous.
Listen, kid, you're great at digging around in a body,
-She's the best. -Castro's overrated.
-No, I think he's a Bolian. -Oh, my God!
Computer, initiate Combat Simulation Smorgasborg.
I want to introduce you to the newest bear in our bear pack.
Yeah, keep it subtle. Nuqneh.
We are stranded here because of your recklessness.
All right, looks like I just have to...
-Marooned for eternity... Moons of Nibia. -Ugh. Unbelievable.