Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His name is Timmy, and he's eight years old.

but thank you anyway.

Let's talk about that T-Dog one more time!

I can hear them saying, ''What's taking him so long?

what are you, like 13, 14?

GentIemen, we have our first officiaI bee-atch of the day.

- Shit. - So you have to make sure they-

I got a gat in my hand A pound in my tighty-whities

Take a look at my singularity Ohhhhhh, it's so veiny

- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Monty.

No, you're fired!

God, I Love her.

Take a look at the bat wing bitch! Oh, it's so veiny.

by having sex with Natasha,

But we're gonna get into that later.

If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night?

God, that's it.

I don't know but I've been told

- Yeah- - Hey, fuck off for a second. I'll be right back.

What are you, some kind of a fucking sick, demented pervert, huh?

Still cracks me up!

I respect the Iactose intoIerance.

- Foreigners! - I'm sorry.

if you wanna work here,

Well, then I guess I better hurry up then. I don't have much time.

Anything! Just have a fucking clue!

Leave no mental stone untophed

We haven't even graduated from community college.

This is where you're gonna get the ice, the soft drinks, the condiments,

You know what? You're too easy.

When I notice out of my peripheral vision

How many times I gotta tell you? It’s the fuckin’ T Dogg yo!

If I become an assistant manager,

This is what I don't get. How can someone be such a compLete asshole all the time

Okay, now, take the time to look at it, okay?

Look at the Log, bitch.

- Guess who I ran into yesterday? - Who's that?

Hurry up, or your asses are fired!

But eventually, it all wore thin. I realized that your personaIity

- HoId her hand? - NippIe tweak? Anything?

- Yeah, he- - You know the object, right?

"LOOK AT MUH DICK"

is that little extra.

And you! ''I don't know what to be when I grow up!''

Have another drink you crazy fucking bitch!

And if they do, you ridicule them mercliessIy for being a fag

Now, come back to the party.

- then what the hell are we doing here? - Amen, brother.

and I know I don't wanna wait tables anymore.

No bacon on the salad

So what the hell should I do?

- Thanks. - See you guys.

That's Naomi. And she's been working here way too Long.

Ha, ha, ha. Home sweet home.

Hey, turn down the music for a minute.

And Wean, this is an expIoding offer!

Could I get some more tea?

if you do come back, this job won't be here for you.

I'm gonna stick a frying pan under the... Leg of a 75 year old tube radio cabinet...

Yeah, right there.

Didn't you two have all the same honors classes together?

I want an answer by the end of your shift...tonight!

Because at first, I really liked spending time with you.

I don't see any peeing.

''Why don't Dean and I hang out? We're practically the same guy.''

You can’t mix Italian and continental

You gotta be sneaky.

The first thing we do is add a little extra gravy to the mashed potato.

Would you turn down the fucking music for a minute! Jesus!

I don't care? I don't care?

You are the fucking man.

and a baked potato with sour cream and chives only.

Okay, Mitch, you see what Dean did there?

And you had to pick the day I offer you a promotion?

I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to make it better?

- Three months. Shit or get off the pot time. - Yep.

It's like it's an exercise in retarded homophobic futiIity.

If you upset the cooks, they're not gonna care if your food's taking too Long.

It takes a lot of power to command the respect of everybody at the restaurant.

Seems he just graduated with a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering.

She was a fucking bitch

- Let's just wait the week. - Okay.

- Actually, you haven't really given- - That's okay.

Goddamn it! Just. let. me. do. it!

We're the same fucking age.

God! I can't wait to lose this game!

Told you it'd be up in a minute! Get out of my face or I'll Iose your ticket!

Thank you for joining our family at Shenaniganz bar and grill.

but that's about the extent of it.

Give me a call when you get this.

What? What do you mean?

Actually, more importantIy, how are you and Danielle doing?

Come here. I wanna talk to you.

All right, so I went to my mother's this morning.

They're cheering you on.

I've been thinking about your pubIic bathroom phobia.

Yeah, who's that motherfucker throwing pot in the ground

Yeah but... You kept trying to get me to jerk you off

Really? What is it?

and you're think you're so fuckin' cool because you write the schedule

- 'Welser? - No, thanks.

- ChIamydia? - ChIamydia.

Why the hell would you do that?

Aw, yeah, they fuckin' know.

- Fuck you. - He has a shy bIadder.

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party, I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOES

I don't hear any pooping

As they say, membership has its privlieges.

And with the other hand I'll doodle on some napkins

Two bucks on a $63 check.

Dean, I wanna tell you, you did an extraordinary job.

So I really am going senlie.