Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm having a really bad day, Dan, and that guy caught me at the worst possible moment.

Basically, the entire restaurant was going through quite a downward spiraI.

So anyway, it's getting kind of busy.

Yeah, we sure did.

Yes, and we absoIutely fucking hate insecurity.

SO, YOU WANT THAT PLAYSTATION 5?

- Not quite. - Oh, terrific.

Don't try to candy coat it. All we ever do is hang out and have sex.

What? What do you want? Get back to the training room, you ass cock!

No, I'm not. No, I was just-

You are the biggest piece of shit. And I hope you burn in hell.

You're a Cardano iNflueNcER? That's like being the smartest kid with down syndrome

He set me up big time.

- Order up! - Is everything prepared okay?

What you gotta do is isoIate your nuts with your fist.

You know what the heck? It's our anniversary.

envision yourself at a bathroom urinaI.

which was basically him selzuring on top of me

Where the hell is it? It's been over haIf an hour!

You just need to reIax and not worry so much. Okay?

- Wait, I thought you said you dumped- - Shut up, Calvin.

Well, I want a hot, pink center.

I just sat you. You're gonna Love them.

Look at this place! It's fucking dead.

and then run the train on Amy.

Oh, come on, guys. She wasn't that bad, was she?

One, two, three,

You know what? I don't understand.

What? What do you want!? Get back in the fuckin training room you asscock!

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

There you go, buddy. It's all you.

Fuck the detaiIs. I wanna know. Did you do it? Did you make a move?

but it offers a lot more rewards.

You take 'em out, you pay for everything, and you never make a move!

Fuckin' bitch. Son of a bitch, cocksucker.

Otherwise, it don't count.

First of all, for the record,

- Well, good Iuck with that. - Thank you.

I just wanna warn you, I might be really drunk tonight.

Oooh. A Pilsner? That DOES sound good!

- What, did he stiff you? - He might as fucking well have.

I don't know. They don't speak EngIish.

I'll pull out my motherfuckin' shotty.

My name is T-dog, bitch! My name is T-dog, bitch!

Is...Natasha...here?

But if anybody asks, anybody at all,

What’s taking him so long?

OHH YESSS NEW BAGS IN THE LAW DISP MASTER

- All right. - Okay.

Eat at Shenaniganz Calvin works here

You Iost major cool points for this.

- How Long you been a waiter? - Since I was 18,

Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and ContinentaI.

Join the fuckin' army or something!

Well, I want a hot, pink center. So do i...

You know what, you’re too easy

and we'll have you out on the floor by early next week.

Youplot and you scheme on how to get the other person to look at your goat

Yes. I am indeed a pervert.

You know, I thought about it. I thought a lot about it

CaIvin is chomping at the bit for this job.

Nothin sets off the flavor of steak like some A1

Did you ever just wake up and realize, “Holy shit, I’m a fucking loser.”

or a podiatrist or a fucking electrical engineer.

First, I want you to observe very closely your surroundings today.

You know what? You can count on me, sir.

You look a lot oIder than that. I would've guessed 19, 20, maybe 21.

- Why? Because you won't pull the trigger. - And you're too fucking nice!

So I thought I'd share with you a few key examples

- What the heck- - Pretty fucked up, huh?

Let me tell you something. My trainer, that bastard,

- Oh, you and Monty were crazy Last night. - Yeah, it was cool.

Can you do that for me, Mitch?

I fuckin' hate foreigners! It's such bullshit!

And the cooks, they just love it because every time-

Come on, man! You're wracked with regret

- Sound good? - Yeah.

- Yes, sir. - I'm sorry?

Well, Mitch, first thing. You ever worked in a restaurant before?

Thank you. I appreciate that.

It's too bad chIamydia has to be a venereal disease. It's such a pIeasant-sounding word.

I mean, you're in the driver's seat here. Your finger's on the button.

Ooooh, it's so veiny

You are the biggest piece of shit

Don't just say "Look at muh dick"

You know I give you the mad, phat, superfly, stupid-dope,

Today's a very special occasion. It's Timmy's eighth birthday!

No, that's it. Do not- Do not call me back.

You shouldn't have to be subjected to that.

I attempt to make a move.

If they look, they get three kicks, all right?

So, what do you think of Natasha?

I think we really broke through there.

I started by getting compLetely hammered drunk. It was bad.

In one second, it all just kind of snapped into perspective.

Why do you Always say that? I'm not-

Not only do they want you to urinate,

Well, okay. Girls like assholes, not women.

Take a look at my singularity bitch o o o o oooo it's soooo veiny

Okay, I- Why are you telling me this?

You know what the heck?

I know it's getting crazy, but we can do it. We can do it.

All right. How about a little garIic saIt?

- Hey, babe. - What's up, Hangover?

I hope this email finds you well.

Opportunity is knocking at the door. If you don't wanna answer it, fine.

Thanks, Cochise.

I don't hear any P!

I'm truly sorry for the inconvenience.

- What's up, buddy? - Nothin', man. What's going on?

- Really? - Uh-huh. Baby, you're oozin' with sexuality.

Fucking psychobabble-bullshit asshole!

Maybe. I don't really like the boys at my school.