Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, your waiter will be right with you.

Now I'm not gonna Lie to you. The job comes with more responsibiIity,

- Oh, yeah. I bet you would. - No girl would ever play that game.

Damn, boy. What the hell took so Long?

Hells, yes. Soon as we get the hydro, we can run this city like the fuckin' mob.

Nick and T-dog, motherfucker We the illest

Good Job Asshole

How many times I told you? My name is t-dog, bitch!

- You wanna come to the party? - Well, yeah.

Excuse me, Air Pods

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party, I'm Gonna Stick My Dick In The Mashed Potatoes!

Sorry, Dan, just a lot of things- Can I take a little while to think about it?

- What? - Nothing.

We get it man your fucking edgy and cool

I know you're not gonna forget lunch with me,

- Well, I guess- - Bro, it was a rhetorical question.

- Right around that corner. - Okay.

Why don't Ryan and I hang out?? We're practically the same guy

Bet you drive the boys wiId at your school.

Yeah, sure. Have a seat.

and don't realize I'm doing it until someone sIaps me.

Carson got promoted to GM over at Riverside,

I was so nervous I dropped this bowI of soup on a nun.

What the hell did I do to you, Floyd?

Actual footage of me in H.S.

And these two fun-Ioving pieces of wannabe gangster shit are Nick and Theodore.

OnIy 30 more minutes to go, man.

Ied to an even Iower store morale.

You gonna mail me a sundae? I want it now

It's like we're stuck in a time paradox

SO YOUR COWBOYS WILL WIN THE NFC EAST?

I-I-I sort of have a core group of friends. You have your own friends and-

I wanna speak to your manager now, please. This is horse shit.

And Dean, this is an exploding offer.

Since that time, I haven't been able to use a pubIic bathroom.

- Fuck! - The five-second rule! The five-second rule!

Hey, there, foLks. My name is Amy, and I'll be taking care of you.

I don't hear any P!

DEEZ NUTS! HAHAHA GOT EM! GOT EM

Do I really wanna end up like Dan?

Hey, man, reIax.

When we get certificate requests from a county

I swear, we gotta grow it, smoke it, sell it. We'd be a fucking pimp.

Cowboys Beat Giants

I think I'd like a hot fudge sundae.

We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah!

I don't think I could handIe the idea of you reproducing.

All right. That's all I have for you today.

He's just staring at it like they're old pals.

Take a look at my singularity

Take a look at my singularity bitch oooohhhh it's soooo veiny!!

When you have had it with Corey hill at the sweat And decide to get dressed and leave

Why don’t we hang out?

You're probably wondering what makes Shenaniganz such a great restaurant.

Just calling again. Just checking in or whatever.

These people should be sterilized… and I’m not kidding at all

you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling?

But I'm never too busy to call you.

I need you to be sure things don't fall through the cracks.

SeriousIy, Calvin, do yourself a favor.

- Oh, Monty. - Oh, me.

A little fIoor spice makes everything nice. There you go.

I don’t hear any pee!

Why the fuck do we need four more people on at this time of day, man?

and so on and so forth.

Well, I mean, I guess. I-

I get this paranoid feeling there are people outside the stall,

All I had to do was call and say, ''Hey. I'm horny.''

I'd do her. Hell, I'd probabIy even pay.

You know, you’re Too easy

Let's put that extra- just that little extra- back in extraordinary.

Christy asked me to work for her, so I'm working a double.

Okay, so I'll go ahead and put your order in,

OnIy three more minutes till the ball drop, baby. Come on.

I'll make sure to give you directions.

I'll fuckin' cap her Don't she know I'm a rapper

I never make- How do you make a hundred dollars every night?

Hey, there, Natasha. How's my favorite minor doing today?

Let's go out there, Let's ceIebrate.

- The brain! - Ah, shit!

You’re the coolest fucking guy at Shennanigans

But you know, we're Always looking for new positions.

Come on, guys. This is bull crap.

No fucking way.

You know what you’re to easy

We better not have no Iate-night asshole comin' in here.

But remember, you have to shave it so it looks like his beard.

What did Dan say when you told him you quit?

Chris Riggs and his ketchup

That is a very, very good point.

Working in a restaurant's all about Iearning a routine.

Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe.

Okay, I don't mean to be a bitch,

And Doc, This is an exploding offer!

Why? Why? Why? Why?

I don't hear any P!

How intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?

and when the dinner rush hits, we'll have him watch the training videos.

I mean…. If you’re not interested……

Oh, God. Does that thing have its shots?

Only 3 more minutes to go, man

Well, sometimes I give small children the middIe finger