Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's got his whole Life ahead of him. The sky's the Iimit.

I like you too, Monty.

I could practically hear what he was thinking.

Fuck the dumb whore-ay All day

So, when things in your Life become stagnant.

- asshole. - Shenaniganz.

Just callin' ya...

- Tell him, Amy. - It's true. We Laughed a lot at your expense.

When AW steals the fucking goat!!

We are not having sex in the bathroom.

Thanks, Bishop.

one simple question.

Mitch! Mitch! Stop, please.

Okay. This is for deIiveries. There's the Dumpster for the trash.

“God, I can’t wait to quit this job”

When my uncIe died, didn't I ask you to be by my side at the funeraI?

I fuckin' hate foreigners! It's such bullshit!

Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you.

Oh, no, no, no. I insist. You take it.

Okay, I am sorry,

don't become an asshole like Monty.

Like that bitch needs to be eating dessert anyway.

- Oh. - See, I recommend-

This is fucking bullshit!

If we're gonna beat Last year's numbers, I need you to be more hands-on.

you need to think about how this problem affects other parts of your personaIity.

he didn't prewarn me at all.

For insuIting me I should get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat.

Fucking faggots

I Always had an orgasm when we had sex.

- Shut up. - So how Long have you two been-

You wanna go in the car and have a little sex?

Have another drink you crazy fucking bitch!

- Well, that's just terrific. - Yeah.

I appreciate what you're trying to do. I do.

I was thinking to myself Last night, Iaying in bed, going,

That was the shit!

Take a look at my singularity bitch oooohhhh it's soooo veiny!!

But I think I'd rather you just wash the fucking dishes

- Fuckin' piss, man! - We beLieve in you!

And the fact that I dumped you.

I mean, I'll stick my finger in my ass every now and again when I'm feeling squirrelly,

- Way too cute, too. - Stop it. You're gonna make me bIush.

you turned into the little engine that couldn't hoId his Ioad.

Thanks, Bishop. I mean it.

When someone says they're Unvaccinated

Gucci gang Gucci gang Gucci bitch

You know, what the hell. It’s her birthday. Would you bring her a Pepsi

Let’s drink about it!!

You're fIushing a golden generation down the toilet

No. No, I'm not.

You can't be fixed by a hundred surgeons

If only I had been so Iucky.

Hey, Bishop. Can I talk to you about something?

Yeah, yeah! Carpe deez nuts.

You walked in here, you’re gay You’re fired

Both have mustaches, which is a little weird.

I guarantee you they're gonna Ieave her a fat tip.

Let me know if you need anything, guys.

- You really are an asshole. - Shenaniganz.

Yeah, but you kept trying to get me to jerk you off.

Yeah. I'll see you there.

I really think that you need to ask yourself

And the next time I tried to take a Ieak, I could've sworn

and/or balls which allow for more kicks.

Good job, asshole.

- Right. - ControI.

Oh, Let's see. Medium, medium-rare.

Fuck you. You all suck. We quit.

How much did they Ieave you?

Oh, Man Look what I did I'm all thumbs today

Oh, damn. That is pretty shitty.

Give me a call back. I'm at work.

- I'd be ready to kill someone. - No, you know what?

- We do at work. - You and me.

You call me fuckin' fake just because I bus tables

Followed by a thin spread of cheese for your garIic bread.

Theodore! What the heck are you doing?

Now there are rules to the game- different variations on how to show your dick

Ah, that's it. Good job, buddy. Nice one.

That does sound good. I'll be right back with that for you.

But it's important not to act on those urges.

You're a bastard. So far I've made 15 percent of jack shit.

Oh, well, would you like me to take the food back and bring it out in a few minutes?

How do you feel about CHAOS

and get as many women as you do?

Quit staring at my dick!

Assistant manager jagoff

Even my come's rich You fuckin' retard

So how'd y'all do tonight?

I'm gIad he came in. I really am.

- That's right. - You guys suck.

Get in here. You wanna expIain to me what the heck you were thinking?

Dan wants to make Dean assistant fuckin' manager.

The hooker and I

What's up with you? What are you still doing here?

Metaphorically speaking, that is.