Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let me ask you something. How hard is your job?

But the other haIfs like, ''Am I fucking nuts?''

You are being safe, aren't you?

Why don’t we hang out?

What do you want? It was a dull movie.

We always treat our guests with respect and dignity.

But here are the directions to the party.

Aw. Come on, now, dog.

Well, fuck you, whitey.

And I hope you burn in hell.

- Can I get an extra side of bIue cheese? - Sir, yes, sir.

To all new members, be respectful and have some fun

Oh, God. How pissed are you?

Fuckin' Nick and T-dog!

So for that reason

I wouldn't even have time to feel any sort of

So, what grade are you in?

Me? What the fuck did i do to you man?

All right then, Calvin.

Yeah. That makes a lot of sense.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go.

Okay, that's hardly sanitary.

Okay. For that you get two kicks.

You think I wanna have kids? AbsoIutely not.

Okay, that's the dry area, man. That's where we keep all the condiments.

And if you backstab me I'll show you what a hearse is

You really wanna know how I make a hundred dollars every night?

Oh, yeah. I remember Chet. Yeah.

Okay. There you go.

Right. BIue cheese for you, stat.

The miIk and vegetables, whatever.

Then I'll kill your papa to top the drama

You should start tonight.

Thanks again. Thank you.

When the dinner rush hits and things start to get hectic,

How id like to react to vagrants at my job telling me they own the place or think they do....

Welcome Back to the Program 100

She'll be Iucky to get ten percent.

Let's have a great shift.

- You think you're going to get arrested? - No, no, no.

same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?

I like a man in power.

Well, maybe we could-

It's crazy. Mitch, cherry-popping time.

What a doozy, huh? Bishop, you're gonna Love this.

If your not interested, just tell me Just finally tell me!!

I work at Shenaniganz

Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog. Let's go.

That's just dumb and senseless, 'cause you're only gonna be hurting yourselves.

Hey, who has a clue, right?

I guess if you become manager, you won't be able to date any of the waitresses.

Well, you're obviousIy a very intelligent young man.

You take care of yourself.

I am offering you an opportunity to take it to the next IeveI, earn more money.

I question whether you can see that by me serving food,

Well, I want a hot, pink center. Don't we all....

- Has even hinted that he's aware of it? - No, he's acting obIivious.

Oh, uh, Push the scallops. They’re about to turn

- Well, did he take the job? - I don't know. I couldn't-

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME, BITCH.

IT’S SO ANGRY

Well In that case

And doc, this an exploding offer

Think Monty and I got a little carried away.

Okay, don't just fucking pull down your pants and say, ''Look at my dick!''

AND YOU! "WAAAAA I DONT WANT TO GO TO THE BEACH BECAUSE ITS TOO WINDY"

You walked in here, you’re gay You’re fired

- Cool. Thanks, Dan. - Let me ask you something.

Yeah, I guess. About.

Hey, Cochise, we're out. I'll see you, okay?

- No. I was- He told me. - Come on, bro. I'm just fucking with you.

Maybe she was abused as a child. God I fucking hope so.

Everything that Dan wants me to show you, teach you,

Do you think you could get a feel for it outside? I need some fresh air.

- Maybe she was abused as a child. - Oh, God. I fucking hope so.

God, I can't wait to quit this job!

Big round of appIause. He's earned it.

We're PRactically the same guy

Mama said they'd take me anywhere.

Are you gonna talk to her or hope you're never forced to make an actuaI decision?

play with your nuts, you know what I'm saying?

the so-called protectors of the moral majority decide what is right and what is wrong.

No, no. Stop. Stop.

Now knock yourself up! And there is a baby duck who is trapped in a cage, and put that thing up fast forward!

Well, Let's see.

- You really wanna know why? - I really do.

- I hope you're right. - I am right!

You all suck. I quit.

Come on, Nisha... Of course I'm being safe.

The hooker and I.

MMM THAT DOES SOUND GOOD

is to get the other participants to unknowingIy look at your testicles and/or penis.

Hell, yeah, motherfucker. We be down-

Whatever. Anyway, this is Mitch.

Okay. Bye. Bye.

I think i'd like a reese's pulled pork sandwich

And from there-

Slowly slipping Into senility

You know what? Fuck this!

Most people have to pay for such a thing.

Hey, Bishop. This is Mitch.

You're the coolest Fuckin' guy at zoom!

Damn, Raddimus. Does Danielle know that you like to go both ways? How does that work?

She got this thing about dating grown men who've had sex with 16-year-oId girls.

And then when he looks, you call him a fag.

How'd you know I quit?

Can get you something to drink while you're looking at the menus?

Yeah, he was a prick, and at first I was so fucking pissed off,

''Whoa. That's a nice dick. ''

Wow. You don't wanna be a waiter forever, do you?

I hope you burn in Hell

of why we've had so much success.

I'm really fucked up.

All right? ReIax. I'm okay.

I'm gonna fire you faster than you can say, ''Yo, MTV Raps.''

Oh, and, oh, yeah.