Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We got new rides - Now we'll flip the switches

because I wasn't consuIted when the goddamn Laws were made.

or they get in trouble.

Wow. His parents must really be proud, huh?

Fucking asshole. What are you looking at, fuckwad?

That was once, and I was drunk and it was VaIentine's day. So back off.

I like the sound of that.

I mean, come on!

Not On MY WATCH

Then Raddimus began working here.

I really like my teachers. Cool guys.

- Fuck you! - You can't even get a boner.

- She's baiting those poor saps. - I Love Patrick Swayze.

You gonna mail me a Sundae? I want it now

- But anyway, we have a good reIationship- - About three years ago,

And when employees date each other, unfortunately, it complicates things.

I'd be preserving the rights our forefathers fought and died for, right?

So fuck you, bitch I'll fuck your mama

I don't even care if he gives me a poor tip,

Hey, so what was that about?

You know what... ...you’re too easy

Okay. I'll tell you why.

Nothin' sets off the fIavor of a steak Like some ketchup

I'd do her. Hell, I'd PROBABLY even pay.

You gonna mail me a plate I want it now god dammit

You'd do that for me?

You know you girls Love it.

Hey, I don't. Hello? I don't know what's going on.

Talon Preserve Welcome to the Thunder Dome Bitch

shut the fuck up!

is to get the other guy to unknowingly look at your cock and balls.

Come on, man. You can't be mixing Mexican and Continental.

That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!

I don't know. I guess it got oId.

And I'm at the urinal, just waiting for the flow,

Twenty minutes for two medium-rare steaks? This is bullshit.

- I'm sorry. I Iost it. - You're sorry?

but did you have to eat it all before you compIained about it?

Who Me? What the fuck did I ever do to you man?

All right. Well, thank you, sir.

SIMON! SIMON! SIMON! SIMON!

Mitch, you picked a fucked-up night to start working here.

OH it's so ZANYYYYY

Would you like a baked potato, french fries or rice piIaf?

How many fucking times I told you, man? It's the fucking T-dog, yo.

Real thugs pop guns You steal cable

All right. Attention, guests!

Haven't even got our A.A. degree.

Oh, uh, Push the fish. It's about to turn.

There are people who would jump at the chance.

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow, then.

You can do itl Do itl

- I do pretty well. - Cool.

I write the book, okay?

You can't deny that I played your vagina like a vioIin.

So, what are you doing tonight?

- I'm gIad I'm a Lesbian. - Ouch.

Well, then. Tonight should be a good night for both of us, huh?

PIease. See, the store morale was beginning to sIip.

And make you squeeze 'em on your own cuts

You turn 18 next Wednesday, right?

Fuckin' faggots.

Here's how it went down. You walked in-

As you can see, this is a wait station.

I knew you were going to do that Fuckwad

Well, I've been working here, obviousIy.

- I'm gonna work on it. - Yeah. Yeah, you do that.

- Yeah, I heard you were working here. - Yeah.

I'm surprised you didn't give those guys a Iap dance.

No, you fucking idiot! I've worked at a restaurant my whole Life.

Yeah, she's a cool chick. I'd do her. Hell, I'd probabIy even pay.

and that's teamwork.

See what you come up with, okay? It's all good.

Our deserts were designed by gourmet chefs.

I promise you it won't happen again, okay?

How much did he Ieave you?

You green snot-beard faggot!

Yeah, yeah. My mother told me.

Just fucking with you Ditto

or they do sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again.

I got all my bars.

If I knew it was going to be that kind of party...

Come on. Talk to me, Goose. What's wrong?

I remember my first day.

She was a fucking bitch! Do it.

- What's up? How you doin'? - Those look heavy.

Get out! Get out of my sight!

Yeah, whatever.

Welcome to the thunder dome, bitch!

The game Loses it's meaning if you don’t humiliate them for being a f’n meatgazer

Quit staring at my dick!

- You gave me a hundred dollar bill. - No, it's all there.

Not just any piece of meat, baby. A prime rib.

Fuckin’… I hate him, I HATE HIM!

I think you're all great waiters and waitresses.

- All right. - What about mine?

Get off your ass and get help!

while I Iaid there trying not to Laugh...or cry.

And then that's when I start hearing the voices.

I would've had a better time if somebody hadn't been ignoring me all night.

And Dean... This is an exploding offer.

Okay. Well, I'll see you there.

ChIamydia. I think I might name my daughter ChIamydia.

Shh. I'm trying to concentrate.

So you quit your job.

From there, Let's see. Me and the hooker went back to my place-

You walked in here, you’re gay You’re fired

Okay, I'm sorry. Did you wanna hear what I was gonna say or-

This steak is medium rare.

So, did you hear? I got my bachelor's degree.

Let us selze the day!

It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear.

He must have made a mistake.

- Oh, no. - Hang on. I only have a small order.

Yo, we need to get some fucking hydroponics

And his mouth tasted just like buttermiIk.

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME, BITCH.

How many times can we have the same exact conversation?

I hate her Turd

The only real pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you

Hey, guys. Which one of these is medium rare?