Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, uh, push the fish. It's about to turn.

Look, man, we're all sick. All right?

- Go get one of those high school girls. - You think?

Just give me the food.

Thank you, sir. I honestIy appreciate that.

Yo! What you doin'?

FrontIine stuff. Watch this. Watch this.

A WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME B**CH!

You're gonna maiI me siding? I want it now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

I don't work within the exact boundaries of the Iaw,

the guy standing next to me was staring at me, and I freaked.

God, I can't wait To quit this job!

Oh, what the fuck ever!

Is that what you're saying?

I want you to show him around. Train him on everything while it's slow,

by adhering to Laws that I do not truly beLieve in,

aIcohoIism, I'd be more than gIad to do it for you.

Yeah, I want a singIe shot of whiskey and a double-shot of whiskey,

I hate her! Amber Turd

Hey, Dan, man, we outta here.

I know. It's a joke.

I'm sorry. Go ahead.

None of the guys that work here are gay.

I'll bring my manager card, and we'll just eat for free.

Hey, you're preaching to the choir here. Know what I mean?

- ''Is everything okay?'' - ''What are you thinking about?''

Come on, man. I thought you was better than that.

Hey, there, ladies. My name is Monty.

- you give me a call. - All right.

That’s why I stick to anal sex

Oh, man. You look really pissed.

- No more dirty dishes - I'll steal people's wishes

I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

And I'm still finishing up at C.C., taking a few more classes.

TyIa, every time I look at you, I wish I was a Lesbian.

Eat at Shenaniganz enjoy your food

Fuck You You All Suck - I Quit

- Exactly. - And besides, you know,

You keep this up, I may just try to Iure you away from this place.

There are few things in this world more unsettIing

for the change necessary to be made in the restaurant.

Blow me 'cause I'm an OG

Pschosomatic auditory hallucinations

And there you go, foLks.

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party I'm Gonna Stick My Dick in the Mashed Potatoes!

Hey, there, foLks. My name is Dean. I'll be your waiter this evening.

Slice you three times Slice you three limes

Shit, you know, it would be a shame if you guys broke up.

- Mitch, you're coming to the party tonight? - Well, yeah-

The time has come. Remember, product pride. Portion consciousness.

So- - The Third One I Call It The ''Bat Wing“

Oh! As if that somehow negates the fact that once we got past foreplay,

Squeeze the trigger Now your head's all bloody

- So is there- - Mitch, go in the back, check out the cooks.

- How's your table? - Couple of hicks.

What are you looking at fuckwad

I know what you're thinking now.

I got a gat in my hand A pound in my tighty-whities

And I never get psycho!

You know what? You'd think I do. I don't.

I think that most tainted youths end up being perverts.

Where the hell's my chicken sandwich?

Yes, well, your father pulled out too,

Happy Birthday Vinny!!!

the birthday song for her grandson.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Look, look. Stop, stop.

Are you okay with that?

He better fuckin' not have.

I got more bush than High Times More rhymes than LeAnn

you got the Mandingo chicken with rice and a saIad with a side of bIue cheese.

people just assume I'm senlie.

Yeah, yeah. All that.

Alzheimer's can't be all bad You get a chance to meet new people every day

than going into the back to grab condiments,

Yeah, and Let it dry out under the heat Iamps?

That way if, within the constructs of my own morality

It's not that I'm not interested, I just-

and ending up staring at a huge, steaming plie of cock.

God, I just wanna be able to say, ''I wanna be a teacher,'' you know,

You've been working here, what? About a year and four months, right?

Nancy Miller and her son Chet. You remember Chet Miller, don't you?

All right then. Give him a quick tour before your shift starts.

We get it, man. You're fuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah!

You're fIushing a goIden opportunity down the toiLet.

And it would end so quickIy, so abruptIy,

I love when your cunt is balder than Bruce Willis

And just so you know, Hot Dog,

- Yes, we do. - Wait. Didn't you take out Christy Last night?

It’s our anniversary... why don’t you bring her a pepsi

InsuIting a customer like that?

Then I want you think about

Pump on a blot and have sex with hot midgets

What, are you fIirting with me?

Oh, Uh, Push the fish. It’s about to turn

That guy should be sterilized… and I’m not kidding at all

We get it man, wheeew, you're so edgy and cool with all your quips

Oh, how charming.

Yeah, you too, Dean. Listen.

Come on man. You can’t be mixing Italian and Continental.

Then I'll rape a llama to top that drama

God I can't wait to quit this job

And Dean will be your waiter this evening.

SO, YOU WANT THAT PS5?

I gotta warn you. Take my car, what do you think's gonna happen?

Oh, but poor, Amy. She's a different story.

when she bit the meat

This is what I don't get. How can someone be such a compLete asshole all the time

why your mom gives you so much shit anyway.

You know what? Fuck Chet Miller.

And, oh, Monty, do you remember why we stopped dating?

Now, look. The main thing to remember

No. That's for you. That's your tip.

We'll get more fuckin' puss than Busta, more than Dre,

Sure. No problem.

So, I go into the bathroom.