Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But she's actually a pretty sweet girl when she's drunk. Let's go.

You really are an asshole, man.

With everybody you know crowded around you.

Now, if you don't get your asses out front and start doing some work,

WEST COASTERS I fuckin' hate west coasters ! It's such bullshit!

How many fuckin times I told you its the fuckin t dawg yo

I turn 18 on Wednesday.

Pull your pants down, show it, all right?

Start off at home first, by yourself.

So you've really...

I need you to not be such a pussy.

I just- I feel like I don't wanna be-

which Ied to a raise in the cLienteIe base, higher tips

Yeah, well, could you get me some more ketchup?

You're the coolest fuckin' guy at Shenaniganz!

Okay, whoa, whoa. HoId on.

Just finishing lunch

the guy standing next to me was looking straight at my dick.

EmpIoyees started having more fun at work. They started joking around a lot more,

May the best team win!

Bob is fat fat fatty fat fat

Then you home, alone, to masturbate while you cry, using your own tears-

So remember, find the solution before there's a problem.

Oh, what a coincidence. Every time I look at you,

You know, you're no Longer happy with what you're doing.

I swear, Dan needs to cIean the shit out of his fucking brain sometimes, man.

AbsoIutely, sir. Yes.

half the proclass right now feels

Second one is called ''The Brain.'' Right?

What you do is you take your nuts and your dick, right?

Oh, yeah. Bang. Pow! Pow! Pow!

You know what? I'm gonna go talk to one of those high school girls.

Ain't gonna be no bacon on the saIad, master.

And Dean, this is an expIoding offer.

morbid, accidentaI amusement towards his ''technique,''

but it was weird.

Okay, so Let me tell you about this little game we play.

Well, yeah. I'm only taking the two classes,

No, instead, nameIess, faceIess poIiticians,

'Cause I didn't talk much when I first started working here either.

Nothin' Sets Off The FIavor Of A Steak Like Some Ketchup.

You turned into the little engine that couldn’t hold his load

Mandate Line To 90%

- You need therapy. - Hush, now.

You get full medicaI, dentaI, two-weeks' paid vacation,

Remember Chet Miller from high school?

The Iord giveth, the Iord taketh away.

Mitch, just Listen to what Monty says today,

I was looking at other girls and getting bored. Basically, that was why.

No bacon. Oh, no, no. Oh, no, no. please. Oh.

- Up next, what we're gonna do- - How about a little guacamoIe for the steak?

Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man?

Need Date Spares

Well, I'm gonna go. Always Love these get-togethers.

So you're the best at bar poker.

Someone I know is gayyy... like you ohhhh!

Assistant Manager Jackoff.

Dallas cowboys winning Is like the smartest kid with down syndrome

We get it, man. You're so ' edgy and cool. Yeah!

- Oh! - Bye, babe.

you all have a tendency to start yelling and screaming at one another.

in this entire restaurant.

Hey, could you put down the ice pick?

wahh idk what i want to do with my life join the fucking army or something jesus

When you have had it with Corey hill at the sweat

Oh-uh, push the fish It's about to turn

Nothin' sets off the fIavor of a steak like some ketchup.

Can you bring this to table 75? I gotta try to take a piss.

That of course, Ied to Iower tips, which in time,

And Wean, this is an expIoding offer.

why!! Why!!! WHY !!!!

You're adorable.

That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!

just that little extra

and they know I'm having a difficult time taking a piss.

What about the stall?

- What's going on with you and Amy? - What's up, Obsession?

Me to this whole server

Quit staring at my dick!

- Great. - Here you go.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't I been inside you?

- Did you kiss her? Rub against her skin? - CuddIe with her? Rub her Ieg?

- Jesus! - Ma'am.

- I'd like a tossed saIad, please. - Oh, you're bad.

- Take a look at the bat wing, bitch! - Oh, it's so veiny.

Me? What the fuck did I do to you, man?

I swear to God, I'll never underestimate you again.

Excuse me, sir. You forgot your change.

- Yeah, I don't really think- - Score.

Fuckin’ faggots

Hey, sweetie. It's almost 9:00. I just came to say good-bye.

Let's get out there, take care of our guests.

- Spread 'em. Let's go. - All right. That's enough.

You call me a busboy I'll bust you three times

if you don't humiIiate them for being a fucking meatcake.

I'll try the other hand maybe.

Anyone who has anything different to say, Nick and T-Dog will fucking fuck you!

If they look, you get to kick 'em in the ass once.

Okay, he wanted the jumbo shrimp with baked potato, and she wanted the-

And clock mad digits

I really think that we'd be willing to amend the rules for you.

- It's all my fauIt. - That would be Lovely.

Then when we do, what? What the hell can you do with an A.A. degree anyway?

You're gonna maiI me a sundae? I want it now.

It's at is are angry. Oh my fuck!

THIS GOING TO BE THAT KIND OF PARTY I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN THE MASHED POTATOES

- Sorry you had to hear that guy yell. - Oh, it's okay.

You could cut through shoes if you had to.

- Dean, can I have a word with you? - Sure.

- You wanna know? - Yeah.

- Have you talked to him about it? - No. I'm playing hard to get.

Oh, God, I fucking hope so

Wait. Wait, wait.

Push the fish it's about to turn

what would compeI a person to be such a bitch to a totaI stranger.

Why don’t you bring her a pepsi