Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, Mitch, how was your first day?

Why? Do you think I'm gonna turn you in?

Shoot. Let's just-

You know, we should probabIy feel guiIty, but she broke the cardinaI rule:

- Oh, I swear, when you two are together. - You're perverts! All of you.

Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's no need to call them again,

- So back up, sonny - We got mad honeys

Goddamn it! I hate these fuckin' cooks. I hate them!

I'm in my Lexus Finger-bangin'poodles

- Oh. Like- - Why don't we hang out more often?

- Come on. Screw that noise. - Yeah, but come on, man.

If you guys can go five minutes without referencing your genitaIs, I'll be amazed.

So, is there anything else I can get you foLks this evening?

Right over here. This is the cooler.

Women, they're so fuckin' wiIy.

I always had an orgasm when we had sex

and get to kick them in the ass.

You know, what the hell? It's our anniversary.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VINNY!!!

Okay. Okay, thanks, Bishop.

is look deep inside yourself and figure out if you can take an eyeful of that.

- Yeah, we went out Last night. - Come on, man! DetaiIs!

Secondly, everybody knows that I'm orally fixated.

Bus table 73 first, and then I'll give you the camera.

Telhas anfi Kheiro

And, bitch, you best give thanks before you eat my nuts

Push the kiwi's they're about to turn

Could be better. It'll do.

Let me describe Monty's amazing sexuaI prowess.

Yeah, but you kept trying to get me to jerk you off.

Well, you know, we were in all the same classes in high school.

You gotta call 'em a fag, okay?

You can get a job substitute teaching for retarded kids or something.

She's- She's still with him.

What the Fuck ever

Fuck. What did she order?

But as Long as I look happy while I'm doing it,

That's why I stick to anal sex.

Okay. What you do is you take the excess skin from your nuts,

exquisitely to perfection.

Thanks, Raddimus. Be gentIe.

So- - The Third One, I Call It The ''Bat Wing”

I'll have the motherfucker on the carpet. I fucked that bitch!

much like our sex Life.

That's what I'm talking about. Finesse, baby!

I had the chefs take extra special care of it for you.

Well, yours are cool. They look like business people.

On a school night? Kids today.

They're Always trying to project their own vaIues on you.

but I thought I'd call just to make sure.

You'll be taking care of us?

But, dude, I'm really not in the mood for smiIing, all right?

Nothing important. Just bullshit.

why don't we hang out?

Ending world hunger? Not on my watch

You know, if you ever want counseling in anger management or...

I want you to do a couple things for me.

I was actually thinking about taking an assistant manager-

You're right. I know. I know. He just-

Adds a touch of cIa-

That is why we are always on guard for guests. You never know when-

Why can't he just piss like a normaI person?

they wanna see it.

Sin, sin, sin I'll stick a dildo in

Called before a few times. Maybe you didn't-

- Dean, Amy, I just sat you. - Oh, shit. What do we got?

- All right. All right. - Cry it off.

Is there anything I can get you to drink while you're looking at the menus?

Fresh from the taint. We like this. Good.

and I hereby swear my undying allegiance to you.

- I like you, Monty. - I like you too, sir.

I mean, like, much oIder than she rightfully should?

- It's because of this! - Oh!

- Okay, good Iuck. - Thanks.

Hi, there, guys. My name is Serena, and I'll be taking care of you today.

Thanks a lot. We'll see you next time.

Hey, I've seen you use more than a finger.

Fucking psycho baby bear bullshit assholes!

Now let's go take a look at our problem back in the kitchen.

- Well, damn, Mitch, I- - Oh, no, asshole!

until next Wednesday''?

It's your last chance, I'll cut your retinas It's your last glance

Your not just any piece of meat. Your MM ranchera.

I thought you were a genuinely interesting guy to be around.

So for that reason

You want that assistant manager job?

All right. Then, thanks for being so mature about this and professionaI.

I prefer oIder men.

You obviousIy need this more than I do.

CIose my- Okay.

I asked for it medium. And I wanted extra gravy on my mashed potatoes.

You start playing this weird, ambivaIence bullshit, and it makes me feel psycho.

Look, I just thought maybe you needed it more than I do.

- Okay, but this is the Last time. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The goat! The goat, you bastard!

- Ah, yeah. - Oh, motherfucker.

Hey, Monty? Could you drop off my food, please?

You gonna mail me a sundae?

I need birthday singers!

All right. It's time to show the goat.

I'm only a minor for another week.

So call me back. You know the number. Okay. Bye.

- Some ''fromunda'' cheese. - Yeah, make us proud.