Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

it's just one more step towards permanence.

Come on man! You can’t mix Asian and continental.

- Come on, people! We need birthday singers! - Fuck.

I hate him I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

You get a chance to meet new people every day.

Back here is the freezer. You'll find the meat-

You're fLushing a goLden generation down the toiLet

Hey, there, foLks. My name's Dean. I'll be your waiter today.

I'm hor-nay but you fuckin' sluts bore me

"Whahhhh...You reporters are all so mean to me. . . Always asking me these hard questions!"

How many times I told you!? Its T-Dog yo!

What the fuck did I do to you, man?

...that little extra

- You wanna know why? - Yeah.

- Are you okay? If you're not interested- - No, no, no.

She's on a date.

I can’t wait to quit this job!

the penis-showin' game became a cataIyst

Well, in your case, they really are.

I'm about this cIose to swearing off men aItogether.

Think we're all just a bunch of deviant LifestyIe-Iiving,

you are a god among men, all right?

Come on, you worthIess dick.

like to play this little game that invoIves fIashing their genitaIia to each other.

So what did you do Last night? I trust my little angeI

Hi there, foLks. What can I get you to drink?

I don't know, man. I'm not even thinking about Amy right now.

We're gonna run this city like the motherfucking mob.

- Look at the camera! - Picture time.

Coming right up.

Okay. As soon as I find out where it is,

Correct me if I’m Wrong

When you're struggling Livin' off Ramen noodles

there's really only two possible things that could happen.

Trying to get a feel for the whole manager thing. You caught me.

And on a school night

a ''to be continued...

Eat at shenaniganz enjoy your food

You think you're still in the running for the assistant manager?

I get in cIose. I'm there and I just get-

I'm gonna go through the positions with you. The first one's the easiest.

While working here, you'll probably find some of your fellow employees attractive.

So you know when you're walking past a group of people, you hear them Laughing,

Yeah, I do. Because you were oId news.

I can't deaI with that bitch anymore.

Fuck that, man. No way.

You two are really good together.

Oh, Let's see. Medium, medium-rare.

I'm gonna get this fixed for you right away.

With it sticking out the backside. You got that?

She's almost 18.

So, I don't know.

Look at the scowI on that woman's face.

Now, the exact object of the game

It is our goal to maintain the absolute highest standard in all aspects-

I don't care about love Fuck amore

Great. Let's get this party started then.

The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song

in this restaurant,

Great. All right. Have a good night, guys.

Hi. Here's your change. I hope you guys have a really nice evening.

Why aren't you in jaiI? I mean,

Oh, hey, Dean. I heard Dan yelling at you. It was kind of crazy.

To have the other guy look at you naked.

All right. Okay.

Oh, God, Natasha, you're gonna have to stop that. You're making it hard.

Well, not real hard to get.

I'm not hung over.

We should go to dinner sometime and talk about it.

JOSH it's so veiny

You bring my goddamn gift certificates?

Yes! The more insecure you are the more you ask, ''Is something wrong?''

We're practically the same guy

We both know that you enjoyed having sex with me.

- Proud of you, buddy! - Hell, yeah!

SO, YOU WANT THE PS5?

just because some oId fuck-boy cIassmate graduated college?

- I think she's illegal. - Yeah. I've made peace with that.

Shit! It gonna be that kind of a party,

WEST COASTERS I fuckin' hate west coasters ! It's such bullshit!

Then you home, alone, to masturbate while you cry Using your own tears as lubrication

- Has anyone seen Dean? - Oh, he's in the back talking to Dan.

Oh, hello there.

Yeah, you wanna know what they're talking about?

Yeah, so what's the bad?

if heterosexual men can't show their cocks to each other,

Of course, Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose, call me a retard.

- Are you mad at me? - No, I swear. I'm just going by the rotation.

- Yeah? - I beLieve I have a soIution.

Are you gonna take the assistant manager job?

or chicken wing or whatever.

Would you like to start with an appetizer?

''What's wrong?'' And the more you do that, Calvin,

That's like being the coolest kid with down syndrome

So what could I get you to drink?

The way I see it, with chicks,

I just don't understand

- Does that offend you? - Nope.

- You're fired! - I mean, I aIready quit, so-