Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh what the fuck ever

When someone says they're Unvaccinated

Fuck you, bitch!

- Don't worry. - You are too kind.

Well, you had the two well-done steaks,

No, I was kiddin'. You don't really owe me anything.

Eat at shenanigans Bryan works here!

Do you think I-

If your not interested, just tell me. Just finally tell me!!

And with him came the penis-showin' game you all like to play.

Well, it’s official, my penis is just for show

Damn man We almost had to switch to the ten second rule

All right. Do you know what you guys want?

For Shenaniganz to run like an efficient, well-oiled machine,

Why do you have to go home?

all that can be Learned in a few hours.

Fuckin', I hate her. I hate her!

Is somethin' wrong?

Come on... Don't play your part Jimmy

If heterosexual men can’t show their cocks to each other Then what are we even doing here?

- Have a good day, big guy. - Thanks.

- What? - The oId Iady at table 37 wants you to sing

HaIf of me is like take the job. I could really use the money. It's a smart move.

Wait. You actually have to get the pussy before you can be whipped by it.

You don't talk much, do you, Mitch?

but we've all seen the tragic end of that story.

Yeah, but I just get the feeling that you don't care.

- You're a fIake. - I know I'm a fIake!

We treat each other with respect and dignity.

It's the stupid childproof Iighters.

Chet, Chet. I think you made a mistake.

Don't ever do that.

Someone here is getting old

- Women troubles, Amy? - I just don't understand

Yeah, but why does it Always have to be about my looks?

Yes, master. Right away, master

A hit on my shit will make your eyes Chinese

- What's up with Christy? - Oh, she's-

You're the most elite drow?

Hey, fuck off for a second. I'll be right back

Me to contrarians

Yo, give me the fucking picture back.

They're the only ones Ieft. They don't know any better.

I forgot you were here.

You guys are so one-dimensionaI.

and you take it and you make it fIat like paper, all right?

You pissing son of a bitch!

I saw that you guys were arguing, and-

It doesn't take ten minutes to take out the trash.

came from making fun of it later with my friends.

I'm definitely gonna do somethin'.

Swallow my nut This shit is gourmet

Always gotta be right, with your little quips!

Time-out. Isn't this your only night off this week?

- So what have you been doing? - Oh, you know.

I'd like to offer the job to you.

Yeah, I still don't understand, Bishop.

You got the baby back ribs with fries,

Leave no mental stone unturned.

Hung over. I got so shitty Last night.

On the other hand, maybe she is too young.

I'll pull out my heater and boom, bye-bye

I should get some free gift certificates and a key chain and a hat.

It's absoIutely true. I've seen him do it.

I think i'd like a reese's pulled pork sandwich

Hey, Dan. I have a table that needs to-

I can't beLieve you would do that to me.

It's they're naked! Ooh, my. God! It's they're naked, what the hell.

Restaurant began to improve.

And, Let's not forget the power.

Why don't you bring her a Pepsi?

And his mouth tasted just like buttermilk

Okay. Okay, you're good.

Okay, well, that just about covers all the different variations that we have.

What makes you think I won't cut you?

- I'm going with option ''B''. - That's my boy.

take a look at the batwing bitch Oh, it's so veiny

We had a reIationship based on orgasms.

Pull out my glock Now you pee in your pants

That's the dish area back there. This is where you pick up the food.

I feel no guilt whatsoever.

the doggie bags, et cetera and so forth.

Women like assholes, am I right?

Basically, I need you to be more like Dean here.

You want some help, bitch?

- What's that? - Why don't we hang out?

Now the Last one. The Last one is called ''The Goat.''

Cowboys beat Giants That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome

It's absolutely true I've seen him do it

Being the coolest server at hillstone

but I like 'em both.

I'm gonna come back and get you after the dinner rush. The tape should be done then.

This is an exploding offer

And how about a couple of sundaes with some nuts on 'em?

Did you see the tits on table 12?

How many times I told you, man? It's the motherfuckin' t-dog, yo.

Oh. Right. Sorry, Calvin.

People who ALWAYS gotta be a contrarian

How do you feel about frontaI maIe nudity?

Okay. Yeah. They got me.