Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I always had an orgasm when we had sex

Very important. The game Loses it's meaning

I'll eat that pussy like Jeffrey Dahmer

Yeah, yeah! Titan up!

She's my mom. She wants me to succeed in Life.

Let's just get totally fucking annihiIated, hammered-ass drunk

'Cause this shit ain't funny

Hello, sir. My name is Monty. This is my trainee, Mitch.

- Dean, really, it's- - No.

Well, yeah. But electrical engineering?

- Guess who. Hi, Dean. It's Mom. - Ah, shit.

It's demented, depraved, senseless.

Dude, please stop. Stop. Okay?

Jesus, I'm just gIad my mom's not like that.

I always had an orgasm when we had sex

- Put it away. Put it away. - Dinner is served!

Take a look at my singularity Ohhhhhh, it's so veiny

So where do you girls go to college?

All you gotta do, pull down your pants real quick, show 'em the goods.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

All right. I really only have one thing I wanna talk about today,

So is everything okay? Is something wrong?

Snak the Ripper X Merkules New track on way

Psychosomatic auditory hallucinations.

Oh, what's that, jeaIousy?

- Hey, anytime. - Yeah.

That totally makes sense.

Okay, you know what? Fine. Let's talk about it.

Why aren’t you in jail? What are you 13?

But you can't forget this, all right?

You see that it looks all veiny and alive like a bat wing, all right?

Wait. Did that waitress Listen to a word I said?

so it usually takes a little while to cook.

the more it becomes this self-fuIfilling prophecy.

We have just been cutting things 90 to nothing.

Come on man You cant be mixing Italian with oriental

Yeah, get me an extra roll.

of expIaining the finer points of the game to him.

- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

And I'm convinced Natasha will be mine. Thanks for the advice, buddy.

UnIess you're combing the playground for middIe schoolers,

So, go ahead and visuaI that for the next few weeks.

- Tell me what to do. - Okay, but first,

Mitch, I want you to know that you did a really great job today.

and shut the fuck up!

I hope you enjoyed everything. I know I did.

Now, once again, you take the time to appreciate this.

- How about some dessert? - And here you go, foLks.

and be right over.

- Forget it. It's over. You're fucked. - Not Iiterally.

PIease, eIaborate. Did you talk to Dan?

Fuck off, okay. Even if we did break up, you stand no chance in hell, man.

Change your fuckin' tampon and have another drink you crazy, fuckin' bitch!

You see, the reason that I ask is most of the guys that work here

Have you thought about it?

My wallets are thick and here's the thing, you dumb bitch

dumb-ass, retarded, bomb-shit props.

Yeah, TyIa, you're the coolest girl in the whole school.

West Coasters I fuckin' hate west coasters ! It's such bullshit!

Maybe they're Laughing about you when they're really not?

And you tuck it underneath.

Welcome to Lennar Your going to love it here!

where neither our wisdom nor your virginity will ever escape.

My mom tries to ground me I'm gonna slap her

They're chanting your name.

- Here we go. - Oh, God!

Let's go out there, let’s celebrate

Let me give you my card.

Okay, Dan, I'm just Ieaving now.

He's the new guy.

Right now, the first thing that you have to do

Good. Now I can finish my saIad.

Well, it's a mixed bag.

Aha. Brain. Yeah.

What makes you think I won't cut you?

Yeah, well, being a manager, obviousIy, I know what you mean.

- He's a fucking manager. - Well, he asked, so, I-

Oh, virgin bIood. Follow me.

Look, well, you guys, I'm feelin' good.

AIzheimer's can't be all bad.

for, oh, about 45 seconds,

That's a good question.

Remember, gang. The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

so about four years.

what your Life would be like if you had been born blind.

There is one more thing.

Do you want the assistant manager job?

He'd barreI into me with that pathetic excuse for a child's penis.

Let's think about it. If you upset the hostess, she's not gonna seat you.

Take a look at the bat wing bitch!!