Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

2 in the pink, 1 in the stink

Take your time. Yeah, don't rush, you know.

more than fuckin' Snoop Dogg.

So I need you to do me a favor.

Let's go out there, Let's ceIebrate,

SUPPORTING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Now, see yourself urinating, Calvin.

- Yeah, it sounds like he's doing really well. - I'll bet.

Come on man. You can’t be mixing Italian and Continental.

That's okay. I understand how it works.

Welcome to Hannandome, Bitch

This is all temporary.

I am the walrus Koo-koo-ka-choo

Like that's ever stopped you before.

Doble Steering wheel

- Are you serious? - Heck, yeah, I'm serious.

You think I wanna have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex.

She really is a little badass though. And fun to hang out with. Laid back.

I'll pull your fuckin' card You ready, willin' and able

we strongly discourage such relationships from forming.

Like they don't know how to tip? Oh, they know.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Bad news is we sing off-key

If you upset the busboys, they're not gonna care if your table's ready.

I'll see you at work, okay?

Is it any wonder why you still date girls in high school?

Really? Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?

- How oId are you? - I'm 22.

so we can grow our own shit, yo.

So, I was just callin' ya, 'cause it's kind of dead here right now.

So are you taking any interesting classes this semester?

Well, I apoLogize for the food the Last few times,

It’s so angry

It’s so angry1

- How you doing? - Good. This is Mitch. It's his first day.

Don't fuck with people that handIe your food.

Ooooh, it's so boneyyyy

DEEZ NUTS! HAHA GOT EM

So next time you got a little down time, you find yourself a little bored,

Let me get you another drink.

Every time I go to take a piss, I get the image of that guy's eyes on my shank.

and she'll have a water.

minding my own business.

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME B**CH!

Did you ever just wake up and realize, ''Holy shit. I'm a fucking Ioser.''

While I'm hidin' in the Shenaniganz' garbage bin

Okay, Monty, my bitch. Kick me a fieId goaI.

and tell us what to do.

How many times I told you? My name is T-dog, bitch!

Actually, we're still in high school.

I must say there's nothing more attractive than tainted youth. Yes, I am indeed a pervert. Does that offend you?

It's okay. There's nothing wrong with that.

Take everything in.

- What's wrong? - I'll tell you later.

All right, everybody, Listen up.

I was just trying to Let you down easy, but this is bullshit.

I assume Monty went over the basic idea with you, right?

Oh, look at that. A bedroom.

but the Last four times we've come here, the food was awfuI.

When in reality, you know you're not even worth a bit of bullshit!

So get the fuck out my dome before I split yours

Whoa, sorry to interrupt.

I'm gonna- I'm gonna change.

So, seriousIy, ladies, why don't you wanna play the game?

Yikes! A turtle, its gonna eat you!

It's so fuzzy! Ooooooh, my god. This that it's furry! furry? very fur.

Fuckin'-ass pervert!

was just one short punctuated joke after another,

Why ? Why ? why ?

and I might add, a hefty pay increase.

You wanna brag about your sexuaI conquests, you big stud, you?

Why don't we make this

Why Don't billy and I hang out? we're practically the same guy!

Oh, and Monty, just so you know,

OmG loOk At a FeW pOsTeRs on hErE!!!

- Fuck. - Hurry up. Come on.

What the hell are you doing here?

Yo, and you know the bitches be Iovin' that shit.

You think we're all gay, don't you?

God, it was just a bIur of intravenous drug abuse and unprotected sex

Oh, man, look what I did. I'm all thumbs today.

Well, I hope he calls.

And wean, this is an Exploding offer!

- No, I don't need help. - Shh, shh.

- Hey, would you turn down the music? - Dude, chill.

And bring me the check.

You tell people to do things, and they have to do it,

Good news is dessert is free

I hate this fucking place sometimes, you know.

Oh, what the fuck ever!

You're a good friend too.

I don't know, man. You know.

- I have to put in an appetizer. Goddamn it. - Chill the fuck out!

What time are you coming over?