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I told her, "Daddy's sick.
They have a terrible decision...
You sick fuck, Larry David!
They took him back to your house.
If you want to thank me for dinner, I will look at your dog.
Did somebody drop some meat or something?
No. Too fruity.
Well, I must say that I am just glad
He told “oh I found this QB he’s great he’s bald..”
Oskie!
Now they reconciled and he's moved back,
She was quite drunk at the time, unbeknownst to me.
- What's the matter? - What are you doing, Oscar?
- Oscar, Oscar! - Good boy! Good boy!
All right, look at your new home.
- Back on track. - Water under the bridge.
- Did you? - Yeah, yeah.
- Because of a bra? - Yeah, they dug up the whole place.
to talk to you.
Forget it. You know what?
Larry, you piece of shit!
And he's a wreck. But the dog is so great.
And as long as I'm here, I'll take the dog.
and her kid's pretty broken up about it.
Sounds perfect. You know what?
It's not an issue in our marriage either.
but he's allergic to the dog,
- That's good, Larry. - We'll get the splash guards.
and we'll have to tear up the floor.
My eyes are watering and I feel horrible.