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I like Oscar better.

At $140 a bottle, I don't want "fine."

Oscar, you come back right...!

So am I to assume that you do not want the dog?

I don't want the peeing, I don't want the chewing.

No, if I hadn't told Mindy Reiser that thing...

Doggie! Oh, he's so cute.

You're an expert in wine? Go ahead, taste it.

He can't stay in the same house with Oscar."

Maybe you brought him for some animal testing or something,

A bra? What the fuck's wrong with that dog?

I don't know what you did to him.

I just left her,

- Turtle? - Turtles scare me.

I'm not allowed to talk about anything I'm doing.

You deserve a thank you. And I was dead wrong.

- Minoxidil? - No, you?

all fucked up on alcohol. All liquored up.

I can't live with this dog, it's making me crazy.

What happened was they separated...

I have to go to the bathroom.

He's like an elephant sticking his head in a pond.

I did hire a bald man, but...

can we get the splash guards in the urinal now?

He came running out of the restaurant.

- Terrific. - Great.

Oh, I poured some of your... I had poured some wine.

But you're choosing Oscar. I'm your dad.

So what if he works and you don't?

I'm telling you, this is an amazing dog.

You know what? I think I'm gonna have this instead.

She was left alone in the house

- Here you go, boys. - Cool.

I wanted to give this dog to you, but your mommy doesn't want it.

Wow. When did you start losing it?