Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I wanted to give this dog to you, but your mommy doesn't want it.

I can't live with this dog, it's making me crazy.

- Here you go, boys. - Cool.

Oh, I poured some of your... I had poured some wine.

Doggie! Oh, he's so cute.

A bra? What the fuck's wrong with that dog?

all fucked up on alcohol. All liquored up.

She was left alone in the house

I don't want the peeing, I don't want the chewing.

But you're choosing Oscar. I'm your dad.

Oscar, you come back right...!

- Terrific. - Great.

- Minoxidil? - No, you?

You're an expert in wine? Go ahead, taste it.

He came running out of the restaurant.

What happened was they separated...

I don't know what you did to him.

I'm telling you, this is an amazing dog.

can we get the splash guards in the urinal now?

You deserve a thank you. And I was dead wrong.

- Turtle? - Turtles scare me.

He's like an elephant sticking his head in a pond.

So am I to assume that you do not want the dog?

So what if he works and you don't?

I have to go to the bathroom.

He can't stay in the same house with Oscar."

Maybe you brought him for some animal testing or something,

I like Oscar better.

Wow. When did you start losing it?

At $140 a bottle, I don't want "fine."

I just left her,

You know what? I think I'm gonna have this instead.

No, if I hadn't told Mindy Reiser that thing...

I did hire a bald man, but...

I'm not allowed to talk about anything I'm doing.