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A bra?
- You've never held a job... - Hey, look it's a dog.
Is it important? It looks nice now.
Mmm... Oscar.
My wife and I were separated for a while.
I'm very... I am impressed.
It was... the glasses got...
Explain it to her, what's going on.
- I would say, "Get the toupee people." - Absolutely.
- Oh, right. - they're looking to get rid...
You don't have to drink it. We'll order something else.
You can do it right now because I will be calling the police.
I don't understand how this thing works.
Yeah.
- Leave or I am calling the police. - I really need the dog.
This new chef we got, he's gonna be fantastic.
It's her dog, it is her dog.
My house? No, no, his house.
Tell the manager. Have him taste it... an actual Bordeaux glass.
Tough customer.
- Don't you have to go to the bathroom? - Huh?
Then the girl is gonna be, like, "I didn't know you were bald."
Blessing in disguise.
My daughter's in love with that dog. What do I do?
They're loving him, he's sweet as can be.
You don't get the opportunity that often, you know?