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No convertibles. Oh, God, I hate that.
this rescue canine is well-credentialed.
What's going on? Has he got something?
It's like having a person there who barks.
Now I'm back and the dog ain't going anywhere.
Thank you, thank you very much.
- Can I come in? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah. So I thanked him.
We shouldn't have called the cops.
This is nice.
No, she told me I could have the dog.
And listen...
she stinks like a fuckin' wino!
I don't know. I thought we were gonna have that.
Go, bye bye. I have to go walk my dog.
Well, you can call it our money,
I was surprised at how good it was, actually.
I thank people when they deserve to be thanked.
Oh my God.
You know what? It's not going to happen.
- Don't send that back. - Feel the cork.
I... that's great.
- What are they called? - Splash guards.
No freaking puppy, though.
Let's talk about your dad, okay?
As long as you happen to be here, you'll take the dog back?
You're gonna hear from me soon.
I want Daddy.
Exactly.
Every day for the rest of your life you have to...
Very funny, that's very funny.
"Larry's not sophisticated enough to know..."
I enjoyed the chicken very much.
I take back my thank you, by the way.
With what you got going on here, it's a mess.
Look, I didn't want to make a big deal out of it,
- Please? - Oscar?
It's not her dog anymore, Larry, because you brought it here.
You're a housewife, you raise the kids.
What if there's a dead body under there?
- I don't give a shit. - You don't even have to taste it.