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I don't know why I'm so nervous.
Can you at least bring a sweater for Maggie?
(CAR SCREECHING TO A STOP)
Sometime when you least expect it, you realize that someone loved you.
You calling my girl a liar?
When you say it, it's not just in your head.
Hey, what's going on? Whoa! You turned into a doll!
marcos marcos takes big dick
You gotta make me shorter, Doc.
short of actually purchasing a computer.
But I'm gonna use it now because we're gonna do the town!
(SIGHING)
Guys, after all the years I've given you advice,
(GROANING)
You went from sitting on the sidelines to getting in the game.
Listen, there is one thing that keeps bothering me.
We never follow your advice.
(EX CLAIMS)
Well, they're both here. And neither one is your husband.
If we have kids, they just have to have a ceremony with a cobra by age three
(LAUGHING)
That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous.
(RINGING)
(EX CLAIMS)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Forgive me, kitten...
I have not. Oh, right. You think I do.
You want to know the score? I'll tell you the score!
Maggie, I love you from the tip of your toes
You wash me unmentionables!
Pleased to meet you.
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