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(NECK CRACKING)
It's A-A-B-B-A, dumb ass.
How would you treat a person who's generally dynamite but in some way
D'oh!
[gurgling]
is that you gotta make a grand reckless gesture.
do you really know whom you're leaving them with?
She's a stand-up dame and he's a fall-down drunk.
How would I know?
Yeah. I practice by siphoning gas out of other people's tanks.
Sweetie, you saved me.
What's the score?
the Simpsons, I believe their name is, that ain't too judgmental.
Me surfing the net at the public library with occasional drinking fountain breaks.
Impossibly high.
Well, I ain't done nothing yet, but I'm considering it.
So, what did she look like?
All right, before I send this, I'd better un-beady the eyes,
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove