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Well, if I remember my high school physics,
(BABIES WHISTLING)
You're supposed to be spending time with your daughter!
Because I want to share your world forever.
R...
you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again!
Moe, if you have to be like me to love me, then you're not seeing the real me.
which was... Uh... Um...
(CHUCKLING) Look at me being polite!
Yeah, that's great there, Ling Chow.
Anak kecil ke billiard house buat apa?
Jeez. Can't a guy clean his bar for the first time ever
Moe's rat-free tavern.
(GASPS) She's beautiful. But so far away.
Because I am a snake handler, but not an observant one.
That's ridiculous.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Just one sec.
is you watching your children.
Huh. I got a window here.
then unscramble them that all-important final time.
You're the best thing to come into this bar since cable TV.
(LAUGHING)
Once again, today's final score...
Now stay tuned for Picking the Perfect Apple.
It's just that I can't help wondering
ALL: Whoa!
Oh! You're a little person. I'm... No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
Good night!
You know I'm a woman!
And that means someone can love you again.
We decided to take the next big step, exchanging photos.
Hey, Maggie could play out there while I watch her from in here.