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You want Homer? I'm sorry, I thought you meant Himmler.
She thinks I'm cute! O frajulous day! Callooh! Callay!
(EX CLAIMS)
a little different?
She seems upset.
Oh!
In a nuclear power plant,
Marge. This is a definite high point for our marriage.
(DISGUSTEDLY) Hmm.
Well, other than keeping all my Netflix movies
You made some good friends, didn't you?
I just do that to freak people out.
(SIGHING)
But what if it blows up in my face?
Yeah, that's better.
Whoa, whoa. Not so fast, garlic press. I'm here with my date.
Okay, no more delays. I've got to watch this.
Aw... Innocent babies whistling nonchalantly. How sweet.
Which meant I was screwed because now I had to send her a picture of me.
- Yes? - Your daughter barely knows who you are!
Mmm. You're a good kisser.
(LAUGHING)
"You're funny."
D'oh! The score, damn you!
(GRUNTING) Hmm.
Is it my religion?
You'll Realize That Someone Loved You."
Incredible. I've never felt like this before. It's like my heart wants to do her.
Marge, you're not naggy. You just set the bar impossibly high.
Who'd have thought such a little woman could make me feel so big?
This press conference is over.