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|fyou wanna dress up like a soldier and play marine, that‘s up to you.
only able to touch you through rubber gloves.
Tripped in the mud on the way to the shower?
Look how thin he is about the chest and waist.
Those dumb Commies. That‘s why they‘ll lose.
This is the only place I can wear one without attracting attention.
— Margaret. — Frank.
Let‘s hope it‘s a long and healthy hate.
Gee, Captain, for an army guy, you‘re okay.
not a correspondent.
Is that the wayyou want it announced at the awards ceremony?
Drunk.
[Laughing] Oh, Frank.
He was coming from that direction. From his tent, I guess.
Send ‘em a couple of postcards with elephants on it. They don‘t know the difference.