Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

His back. It‘s his back.

|f| was a correspondent, I‘d be reporting the war. In the infantry, I‘m living it.

Let‘s get drunk.

Frank, do you have a history with your back?

Appendixes make me sick.

Looks like somebody bit him.

We‘re not going to be interrupted again, are we?

Don‘t reach foryour appendix, kid, it‘s gone. How do you feel ?

shall be awarded the Order ofthe Purple Heart.”

We was goin‘ steady, and then she dumps me...

What am | doin‘ here ? I‘m an American soldier. I‘m one ofthe good guys.

— Thankyou. — You‘re welcome.

— Come on, get over there and help me. — Seventy over ﬁfty.

— Could I show you something in a get—well prayer? — [Chuckles] That‘s good.

Maybe I‘d even get me that medal and show that dumb Bernice.

You know what your trouble is, you‘re a four—star hypochondriac.

Who‘s in the army?

— That‘s up to the North Koreans. — Tell ‘em I sent you.

That‘s why that book is called what it‘s called.

Come on, give me a hand, will ya .7 I‘m serious.

—You‘re a beautiful sight! — What are you doing here?