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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BURNS: I want you to know
Now, don't scare him. It sours up the flavor.
-(chittering) -(yelps)
All right, Spuckler, you've got helium, which I want.
-(grunts) -(groans)
you ain't getting balloon one of my helium.
What's the point of that?
He called on me!
¶ Ooh, we're sharing some grits ¶
I've let myself go.
While I slept, I said, "Extra large."
Runt, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 'Sup, Mom?
that's only been nice to me.
Hmm. Perhaps it takes an idiot to catch an idiot.
The only seats are next to him.
(upbeat cabaret music playing)
Aw, dang it! Runt! Look at this! Domestic Violence Runt, what the heck?!
Hey, you harm my friend,
But I told my wife I said, "Sexy Marge."
Goons, get him.
that makes it official.
How long have you been selling balloons?
-A-yup. -A-nope.
We didn't want to leave a mark that Cletus could see.
-Or what? -Hmm.
Here's mine.
The plumbers we hired to replace it are very inefficient.
to suck the helium into them thar Mylar balloons.
-What do you think? -(whimpers)
Come on.
-Aw. -His wisdom regarding your mystery balloon gas
cheating me out of their home.
Oh...
Are you the pain guy or the laugh guy?
Cletus, about your helium.
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