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BOTH: ¶ Ooh, you're my best friend. ¶
¶ Ooh, you're the best friend ¶
Say, friend,
Oh, God, I need a miracle.
Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's go.
(high-pitched voice): Pure, uncut helium.
888 OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(gasps) Where'd that come from?
("You're My Best Friend" by Queen playing)
As for you, Simpson, Employee of the Month.
while he watches this one produce the pain.
bbbbbbb ggggggh
Now, hold on.
BURNS: No, don't say that, either.
BURNS: Excellent.
I'm denying Maggie happiness
but I didn't tell you, so you missed it.
¶ Well, this is a story of a poor mountain man ¶
called a "friendship,"
¶ You chased off Burns with a shotgun ¶
Something amazing has happened to Maggie.
Jeffy's being so annoying about that game. What? What... Jeffy!
"No, don't say excellent."
She made me feel bad about myself.
Have a toke on this, friend.
¶ Ooh, you're making me fat now, Homer ¶
¶ That was such fun ¶
Marge, I'm trying to lose weight.
Yeah, right there!
-(woozy groaning) -(whirring)
Symbol, H-E.
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