Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey.
Wait. What do you mean “lock?”
oh, big sexy with glasses!
这么飞飞飞 翻译一下就是一个人做错什么的我
- Fucking lingerer. - Yeah, totally.
Freeze, goddamn it! Don't even think about it!
no problem
- What skin color were they? - They were white people.
Fucking lingerer man
I can say whatever the fuck I want
All right. This is how it ends.
Go to the next town. Contact some police.
You don't see what a fuck up I am I am in no shape to be trusted to make the scheduled time slot
Oh, man. To talk radio?
- She's very mature for her age. - Yeah.
When you're alone on a saturday night
I just want you to know, I always got your back.
Yo, you been served.
What are you doing? Watch the upholstery.
That's not true. I had two ideas. Nowhere and Quiznos.
Fucking cops. Shit.
One of them was actually a police cruiser.
I thought scale season was over
Who the fuck’s chachi?
When you got behind on the mortgage...
Hello, you're listening to PPRPBP. I am Dale Denton.
Did you at least see where it landed?
I'll keep guard.
Playing a little basketball Trying to get a mothafuckin scholarship
We shall strike now! With FULL FORCE!
No, we'll sneak out through the vent. Come on.
I don't work for lonza, lonza works for me
Oh, thank goodness. Okay.
It's like...
I, like, had my foot through the window.
It's a pretty normal name, I guess, but...
- Man, I don't know where he is. - You tell me where he is.
Dale said that you didn't even have herpes and I said that you did.
I'm here to save you.
Ask what? Just come straight. What's up?
Yeah. So we're, like, the only guys.
He was a little fucker. Could've gone to hell.
Use words! No! No! No!
- Don't ask for a piece. - I can't have a piece?
I wish.
Dumbbells you are high as a fucking kite!
Pfffffftttt
I'm not. That's not what I am.
Cork mentioned something about "Going to the Casino"
Jesus Christ, Dale. When were you gonna tell me?
Go to the Days Inn downtown, okay?
What do you wanna do? Don't you wanna get up, do something about it?
I think we should stay.. "What, why?" Because I'm in the dumpster already!
...then they'll go to my apartment.
Time to suck Israel’s dick!
It's fucking freaky, man. They could still be here.
1. Lots of dudes Where are the boobies?
You know what? This is how it's gonna be?
Right here. Okay? Rub your wrists against my belt buckle. That'll do it.
I want the middle piece, so it'll be crooked on both sides.
Dinners gonna be gold tonight asshole
In case you haven't noticed... Which you haven't.
I made a mistake.
Who the fucks the Dillon Panthers?
Not A Compliment
Dude!
I can't come.
So, What did Budlofsky and Matheson say?
- I'm making a fucking cake. - No shit.
Don't.
This is great! This is the bee's knees!
- It's important. Watch my back. - Okay.
Ted is a fucking murderer. I can't fuck with him.
I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds.
Something to drink too. Something good.
Spanish Trampoline. Used to call it Spanish Mudflaps...
- And Matheson. - I think he knew we were coming.
Been taking Vicodin. Doesn't really take swelling down.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
well im am Garth from Global Saviors!.....
Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault.
- If anybody's gonna beat him, it's Ted. - I look like hamburglar.
Right now it's pretty disgusting.
Hey, hey. All right, okay.
- Oh, good. - Because I got that... Yeah.
Me explaining why I only lasted two minutes
I really... I can't man. I gotta...
We're going to ask you several questions.
This is so exciting
- Hey, as long as it's consensual. - I think it's consensual.
...with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military?
Use a fake name.
Come back! Saul!
I did it on three. On “one, two, three, go”?
My guy, Red, who I buy from, he gets his stuff from a Ted Jones.
Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.
...so you saw Ted capping the competition.
Hey people?
What are we talk ...? Guys...
You know what I was saying? Like, I'm totally...
Me to my presidential candidates:
Dinner.
He came back to save us.
Oh, shit!
Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets for Saturday's game, right?
And now I'm dealing with it.
Watch finally broke.
Get on the bus? Leave? Buy bus tickets?
Bloodhounds.
- I'm not lying. I'm not lying. - You're lying.
yes beryl bohoupeorieperette? are you a close clausevens cousin of faye's? yesi fucking am!
What are you doing, man? He's sorry.
Future. The future.
I can take danger
Okay. Let's go. No. It's not working. The battery's dead.
Ask him. Just ask him, okay?
- What? - What is that?
ILLEGAL!
- I just wanted a couple Percocets. - Well, I...
Bye, Fred
Two parked cars, two nights ago.
I wish we could go nowhere
Well, kick out the window!
Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?
- I'll catch you at home Ec. - Okay.
Yeah, little... Just little Asian people.
- Hello. - Hey, Red, you okay?
That's right. I shot him. I shot him.
Honestly, like, from now on, from everything that we've gone through...
Was that too much?
Pinaoole
You ruined my portable phone.
I’m not fucking with you !
I'm scared of this darkness! I surrender!
Fuck Jeff Goldbum
The Shop is dead....It ceased to Live
I gotta ask you. So...
No, wake up, man.
You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity.
- Angie, hey. How's it going? - Hey.
Jesus.
Holy shit, man!
We shall strike now with full force.
Gross.
You never did like me anyway, did you?
That's all we need to know.
Thanks for the smooth sailing, Sharid.
Help.
- Of course, man. That's what I do. - That's what you do. Fucking A.
There's this guy, Saul...
I knew you gone soft
...and it is a tradition that on his birthday...
I shot someone who was already dead so that doesn't count as a murder.
This one, Da Vinci's Brush. Call this one Bumble Bush.
His elbow is a noodle. He can not theow.
Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay?
Heat-seeking missiles.
Where are the boobies?
one love
No, no, no.
My Dog for the next week
- I'm in the middle of a convo. - No, seriously.
My serious answer when asked WYD?
...this would be the shit that they birthed.
Don't fucking get on my case, all right?
Yeah?
What You Did There.... I seent it.
Whatever you're doing, I get it, okay?
- Equip me, sir. - Okay.
I just did that to make it seem cool.
Matheson, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, What more do you want?
Hi. Am I on the air?
Oh, you fucker.
I'm sorry, guys. Sorry I deceived you.
Oh, no!
.
Me too.
Get your hands up on it. There we go.
Red will tell us everything's fine, everything will go back to normal.
Look at all this weed, man.
Makes you 10 times more higher...
He must have seen the murder! Let's kill him!”