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Sting first. Crucio!
-What the hell? -You will not bitch about family dinner.
Show me.
This is about the will.
[chuckles falsely]
I got it.
You are me,
♪ I hear the voices in my head… ♪
[giggling]
Can we go?
-Texas. -Texas. That's so exotic.
-Kenny's not my family. -Oh, hell yes, he is.
-I brought a surprise. -Car picnic! Car picnic!
Joe's Blue Farm Cafe.
-Are you OK? -Georgia.
Also, I have period cramps, so can I go to the nurse?
[both chuckle]
who married Kenny for his money, and she deserves a part of the franchise.
I was gonna say that.
Maybe that's why Austin still wets the bed.
Sorry, uh, what… What were you gonna say?
-I am starving. -I'm gonna check on it right now.
You were right. He was a jerkoff.
Oh! Mr. Gitten is such an asshole.
That's what Maxine said.
[snickering]
It was very cute. [chuckles]
-Uh… -So, where are you from?
[grunts]
He was a bastard.
Was that racist?
Kenny, stop.
You're with a guy?
Totally, but I thought you could wear it to school tomorrow.
I find it unbelievable. I mean, we can buy organic food.
Georgia Miller. And you brought cookies.
This was fun.
like you fell and broke your nose, understand?
For the rest of the class, we will be silent and take the pop quiz.
-♪ Deeper and down ♪ -[gasps]
So then, after ordering the shrimp basket, Jax, like, reaches into his pants…
Mom, please! Grow up!
♪ I been thinking about you ♪
[Maxine] Marcus, be gone.
-See ya. -[both chuckle]
-Are you straight? -What?
[Georgia] Maxine?
It's usually Chinese takeout and lunch with my campaign manager, Nick,
Was he on the highway? Was he on a motorcycle?
Yeah, Yoga Bo Boga. Three locations.
♪ When I know where you've been… ♪
-♪ But she caught me on the counter ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪
This super stereotypical, angsty teen girl routine you got going on…
Who happened to your face?
I can pay.
-It's Ginny. -[woman sighs]
so we could have a better life. Frankly, it's boring.
[both giggle]
What's wrong? Where are your glasses?
[girl] My mom had me when she was my age, 15.
and I can't stop thinking about you.
OK.
Sorry. Do you think this song's appropriate for a nine-year-old?
It's Marcus.
What are you doing here?
Guess we're not leaving that bullshit in the South.
Fine.
[sniffles] After being a single mother for so long,
That was instinct. I'm so sorry.
Thanks, Joe.
I'm sorry. I should've strangled him with my umbilical cord in the womb
Fourteen of them are written by men, 15 were written by white people,
[tuts] Yes, that's exactly right.
Neither does Ginny. You guys are so uncultured.
♪ Wait, if I'm on fire ♪