Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and lying so you don't get in trouble.
-Great. It's a date. -Oh…
-[Ginny chuckles] -Howdy.
Are you coming?
I don't think you're lame. I think you're nice.
-This is huge! -It's no big deal.
You're trying too hard to be edgy. It's annoying, and no one likes you.
Ugh! That's such a bummer. There are no good gays here.
Why don't you tell Austin, Mom? Tell him how all your promises are shit
Hi, I'm Paul.
♪ …are you into this? ♪
Holy shit.
And he opened the door for her.
It's cute.
Keep it.
[upbeat music plays]
Who knew?
You know what?
Maybe I miss Kenny.
OK, well, in that case, meeting's adjourned.
Never heard of the band Wednesday?
Like…
Organic produce?
-Very fun. -Yeah.
You have to come to the school board meeting tomorrow.
Virginia Miller, you little idiot.
Kenny was the best.
Do you think you can handle two fingers?
[jaunty theme music plays]
No. I'm sure it's--
-Why is my card getting declined? -[man] Georgia…
[sighs deeply]
[Austin] I like it.
[shushes]
-[tires screech] -…you're still just getting screwed.
Um… 16 books total.
-♪ I even had her in the shower ♪ -♪ It wasn't me ♪
[door slams]
[breathes deeply]
We thought you were one of the new teachers.
[singsongy] You like it.
-Oh! -[Bhanu] I'm sure you get it all the time.
Uh… when I was in fifth grade, I had crazy buck teeth.
and then Ginny was like, "You're racist!"
[Marcus] Hey, um… can we keep this on the DL?
-[woman] She told you, Marty! -[Marty chuckles]
Seriously, I wanna know what was going through your brain!
Oh. Yes, you have a question?
[Georgia] Austin!
Your whole life flashed before my eyes, and you were pregnant and broke
Come on in!
We're trying to study.
Ah! Well, welcome to the opinion of everyone who's ever met Georgia.
It's about control. It's a game.
He drives a Porsche!
Gross.
♪ The whole town is too small And you don't fit… ♪
However, if you give him a blow job, there is this trick with the balls--
-Cynthia is the land mogul of Wellsbury. -[chuckling]
[boy grunts mockingly]
To go. Again.
-[Georgia] Oh! -Oh!
I've forgotten how to introduce myself like a human. Let me start over.
Let's sneak off campus and get some tacos.
that's Hunter, and this is Abby.
Big day tomorrow. New school number five.
♪ I don't wanna sleep alone tonight ♪
♪ But we can see where it goes ♪
Wholesome fun. In a good way, not in a bad way. Lame way.
[normal accent] See? It's still charming.
[sighs]
I made 'em up. Grabbed the first shirt I saw this morning.
Austin's dad's terrible. He's in prison.
She's coming over tonight so I can pop her cherry.