Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[woman] Hey, kid! Come here!
There are 16 books on this syllabus.
[southern accent] I'll cut your face!
Joe has graciously offered,
Seriously, just gross.
Yeah, yeah, give me the bacon doughnut.
[woman 1 scoffs]
Just gettin' stoned on a Sunday.
♪ Ain't scared of no rain ♪
It is a tremendous scam,
You give me lemons, you'll have lemonade, lemon pie, and lemon meringue.
What?
-Right. Well… -[both chuckle]
-[opens drawer] -♪ My middle finger's 'bout to pledge… ♪
[mom] You can get two things from sex with a man.
♪ But since you're in so cool ♪
I know you're all familiar with Wellsbury's best-kept secret,
[Kenny] You need to work on your form.
[scoffs] That's Mayor Paul "waiting for my Bachelor casting call" Randolph.
♪ I walk upright like a soldier Yeah, I'm hot like Arizona ♪
I could use a good pat-down. Been a while.
-Thank you so much for being here. -Of course.
Like I'd believe he'd label his homework.
What's your name?
Thanks, man. So, where in Texas are you from?
[Ginny] Passion, power, men, sex.
Screw that asshole. He's a bee.
but I'm not really hiring right now,
♪ No recyclables Who are you to judge… ♪
A date. Cool.
Mm.
♪ I don't wanna let you go ♪
[rock music plays on jukebox]
I'm very serious about my education, Mr. Gitten.
Keep working on it.
That sounds awful…
Night, Peach.
[upbeat music plays]
[slurps]
[bell rings]
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
He had a nasty little spill.
[distorted] ♪ Down, down ♪
Get on in there, then.
[song continues playing]
Paul Randolph. Mayor.
♪ I'm giving up with the make-belief… ♪
That's dramatic. What about Austin?
Oh, it's fine.
What cultural wasteland are you from?
-I'm not. -[chuckles] Liar.
[Paul] Um…
He didn't make it.
Yeah. It went on and on and on and on.
But it wasn't your typical birds and bees crap.
Remember that trip Kenny took us on to the Great Basin Desert?
I will be over at 6:00 to help you get ready.
We got a nosebleed over here.
Mark my words, we are gonna run this town.
Like, you can utterly change your personality.
Who kisses someone after they use the word "rapey"?
Ginny?
We're good with it, Clint and I. That's my husband, Clint.
I'm kidding! No blow jobs.
Well, I thought you'd never ask.
[Marcus] Hang on.
-Yeah, total asshole. -Yeah. He's my twin brother.
You're such a loser!
Trust me, just steer clear.