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Dennis, I got to say, I feel like this is
I hate Valentine's Day.
I wrote a couple words on a construction paper,
pink and red, and you sing a heart song for me?!
- Yeah. - Why are you calling her Dee?
- He's trying to distract us from Valentine's Day. - Mm-hmm.
Jerry likes sweet, doesn't he?
- Cricket! - Cricket!
No, you don't have to go.
I've got news, I've got glorious news.
to stop focusing on this goddamn Valentine's Day bullshit.
Damn drunks.
- I will... - I'm so frustrated right now.
- Fine. Sing a song. - Okay.
If you just pretend to like the worm,
Can we not talk about worms or sewers or rats today, with all these
He won't stop eating,
Can we just do the one thing we've never tried?
- these are just for Jerry. - No.
Yup.
No. No, he poisoned me.
That's pretty funny.
Valentine's Day is an entire day dedicated to feelings,
What the hell is that thing, you know? Why won't it dry up?
A-A little bit nasty?
for once in our lives, not go chasing after crates?
He's seen it shift. You see, we shouldn't have
What are you doing?
Oh, you're saying we do, like, a booze for money type scheme.
Shit, how'd you know?
Hey, but if it's mystery you want,
that mystery by clearing the lines?
before you do another thing,
If it'll get you to stop focusing on it and get you
No, I'm good because I've had a great Valentine's Day.
- Which bridge? - Guys, guys...
I'll give it to you, though... it got a little nasty at the end.
I'm so frustrated right now
One of you put anthrax in the box.
I'm so mad at Charlie, because I made him a valentine,
With the tip of a teaspoon.
I'm gonna stop you there, Charlie, because
- Oh, that's so sweet. - Look at that.
Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!