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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Get that knife, Bill.
Why'd it have to be turtle eggs?
[sultry music on computer]
You guys are hilarious.
Yeah, topped off the tank this morning.
[gunfire]
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Well, great. Get going then.
About 15 years ago, I was bodysurfing
What can I say?
- It's understandable. - You ru...
I'm going back.
And what exactly
Was it a dream?
Okay. [sighs]
It's pronounced "cuckolding"
[dramatic whoosh]
- Ooh. - Jamie Foxx texted me.
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[grunts]
There is the small matter of the transportation fee.
Gentlemen!
you and your boss might want to know.
Here's what's gonna...
Oh, you... you're fully engorged!
Hope you find the guy.
'Cause you about to see my crouching tiger, hidden
Tell my wife I love her! Ah!
[gasps]
called "The Meat Mountain."
think I'm stalling, but I want to do it.
So, like, you running drugs?
I can get, what, 10K a pop for these puppies?