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Yuck. Is that ham? We're vegan now, remember?
Sex
♪ Wah, wah, wah, wah-wah-wah Wah, wah... ♪
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...
-Fine. -No, wait!
[man on TV] Fallen in love with somebody who's got the vote this time.
[Otis] Yeah.
Well, that was unusual.
-I mean, seriously, are you adopted? -No.
♪ Against my window ♪
She said it was the size of two Coke cans. One on top of the other.
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪
It's too much. I don't... I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't like how it feels. Can we drop it now, please?
♪ I'm comin' clean ♪
Uh... That's not the hymen.
-♪ Ah-oh-oh-oh ♪ -♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
Why did you take it?
-Therapy? -Yeah, sex therapy.
[alarm bleeping]
-Why are you staring? -Show me the condom.
[woman] That's it, just rolling the testicle...
What makes you think I've got a problem with that?
It was...
Okay, calm down, take a breath.
Yogurt's vegan, right?
-Are you a complete moron? -[Otis] No, I'm not.
Shit.
Sorry I yelled.
She was eaten.
-You know, like your face. -Hm?
Um...
It's... My mum's super into...
No. No, no, no. I've been here since first year.
See you around, Otis.
-I've got plenty of time. -Mm, I don't know, man.
-Hm. -I need to piss.
We're jumping straight in to the romantic world of the immortal Bard.
[gasping]
from lowly caterpillars into... awesome killer whales.
-Okay, um... -[bell rings]
Don't look.
Could you not tell anyone about this, please?
Prepare for the best two years of our lives.
Thanks for everything, Mum. Uh, Jean. Jean. Definitely Jean.
Oh, my God, the Untouchables have a car.
Viagra.
like a... atlas.
-♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ -[Jackson] Oh-ho-ho!
-Here. -Don't touch my shit.
-[Maeve] How’s it going with Knobzilla? -He can't come.
[clattering]
[Jean] Otis!
Detention for the rest of term.
♪ I need a sex education right away ♪
Then why are you so shit?
-[Jean screaming] Don't stop! Don't stop! -[man yelling]
That's me.
No, I mean-- I mean... It's fine.
-See me after. -[phone buzzes]
Oh, Otis, this is, um--
-Ta-ra, lad. -See you later, pet.
-[grunts] -[groans]
♪ Get off my window ♪
No way.
Unlikely.